Tumgik
dewdropreader · 9 hours
Text
Tumblr media
semiaquatic secret agent
33K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 4 days
Text
Tumblr media
Reading the Alligator Loki comic series. Issue #11 (in which Loki gives Alligator Loki his fur cloak to keep him warm) is The. Cutest. Thing. Ever.
43 notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 4 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Loki + tumblr [161/?]
373 notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 9 days
Text
An underrated horse fact is that if you have horse that is both A. Not stupid and B. Likes you, it will actively try to prevent you from falling to your doom when you fuck up as a rider. Like actually make an effort not to drop you like a cell phone. I think horses deserve more credit for that.
41K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 9 days
Text
Tumblr media
33K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 9 days
Text
@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
157K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 9 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Loki + tumblr [165/?]
296 notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 9 days
Text
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
63K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 9 days
Text
if you can’t eat a whole meal, eat half. you ate, that’s what is important.
if you can’t get out of bed, try and sit up instead of lying down. it’ll be better for your back and your blood pressure.
if you can’t shower or have a bath today, try and brush your teeth and clean your ears. it’ll keep you a little cleaner, and we often forget those areas. 
if you can’t get dressed today, change underwear and use some deoderant. it’ll leave you a little fresher until you have the strength to change fully.
and remember, i’m very proud of you. your best will look different every day, and that’s okay.
34K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 9 days
Text
What an autistic person says: "How long is it going to take?"
What they mean: "I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation."
What neurotypical people hear: "I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it."
120K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 9 days
Text
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
556K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 13 days
Text
it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”
24K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
hello beloveds ☺️
239K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 13 days
Text
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
145K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 13 days
Text
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
1M notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
130K notes · View notes
dewdropreader · 13 days
Text
‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’
124K notes · View notes