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first date starters
Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.
“Would you like to come in for a nightcap?”
“I don’t sleep with someone on the first date.”
“I promise, I have a better track record than this.”
“I don’t normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!”
“This is my favorite place for first dates.”
“So – do you want to get together again sometime soon?”
“I’m not looking for anything serious.”
“I don’t want the night to end.”
“I think it’s best if we’re upfront about what we want right now.”
“Wow, you don’t look anything like your picture online.”
“It’s so great to finally meet you in person!”
“I should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.”
“Want to come upstairs?”
“I can walk you home, if you like.”
“Walk me home?”
“Let’s go dancing!”
“Yeah, I don’t think we should do this again.”
“This was fun and all, but I don’t see us working out.”
“That movie sucked!”
“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”
“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”
“I’m done screwing around. I want a real relationship.”
“It’s too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.”
“Let me get the check.”
“Want to split the check?”
“It’s nothing personal, I just don’t think we fit.”
“This was the worst date of my life.”
“Don’t call me again.”
“Oh, God, my ex is here.”
“That wasn’t exactly how I imagined our first date going.”
“This was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.”
“What, no good night kiss?”
“I don’t think I can date a Republican/Democrat.”
“It’s important to me that I date someone within the faith.”
“Want to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?”
“Trust me – don’t want to go there.”
“We probably shouldn’t go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.”
“I don’t date much, to be honest.”
“I hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Why do you even like me? Is it the money?”
“Look, I gotta be honest – you were rude to the waiter, and that’s a serious turn-off.”
“Whoa! That’s off-limits until, like, the tenth date.”
“Wow, you come on strong, don’t you?”
“I’m not making the greatest impression right now, am I?”
“Have you ever been here before?”
“I’ve never been here before!”
“I don’t normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.”
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“That’s it! I’m leaving!”
“Hey! You’re on this date with me, remember?”
“I like you, but I think you’re hung up on your ex.”
“You haven’t let me get a word in edgewise all night!”
“Are you always this shy?”
“So, what do you do for a living?”
“Why did you even agree to go out with me?”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
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“The Report” with Jack Ryder
Tonight’s Guests: Dr. Jonathan U. Crane, and Mr. Edward Nygma discuss Alexander Luthor’s victory over Amanda Waller in the 2016 Presidential Election.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of Codot’s twisted imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and depressing.
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☆ Loss & Grief Sentence Meme ☆
“I still look for him/her face in the crowds.”
“It’s been a year now and it still hurts.”
“I never thought I’d miss him/her so much.”
“No one is truly gone, unless you forget about them.”
“I barely remember his/her voice anymore.”
“Don’t give me the ‘time heals all wound’ bullshit.”
“I couldn’t save him/her. I’ll never forgive myself.”
“I should have been there when it happened.”
“It’s been weeks and I haven’t entered his/her room yet.”
“I want to do something in his/her honor.”
“This song reminds me of him/her.”
“We used to go here all the time and now I come here to remember that there used to be good times, too.”
“Moving on is so much harder than I thought.”
“I never wanted to raise our child alone.”
“I wish he/she could be here now and see this.”
“I can’t sleep at night anymore. I keep dreaming about what happened.”
“We had so many plans for the future and now it’s all gone.”
“Everybody dies one day, but being left behind is the hard part.”
“Do you believe we’ll see him/her again?”
“It feels like I lost part of myself.”
“I don’t know who I am without them.”
“His/her memory is fading and I am afraid I’ll forget what they looked like.”
“Not knowing is the hard part. Not knowing whether he/she is dead, or still somewhere out there.”
“I wish it would have been me.”
“I’d do anything to bring him/her back.”
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silent NSFW starters!
from romantic, to suggestive, to straight up not safe for work, for all of your sinday needs
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send an emoji for your muse to…
👐 - …massage my muse’s back, sliding their hands under the shirt
💏 - …kiss my muse’s neck, slowly and passionately
💋 - …pin my muse to the wall, kissing them on the lips
👔 - …unbutton my muse’s shirt
👀 - …keep my muse close to yours by grabbing their hair
💦 - …slide their tongue in my muse’s mouth
🛏️ - …be found lying in bed, completely naked and smiling seductively
👖 - …unbutton my muse’s pants
💓 - …lie on my muse, grinding slowly against them
🍆 - …rub my muse’s still covered crotch
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reblog if you’ve been in the rpc since 2012 or earlier
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dirty whispers .
husky breaths & muffled confessions
“ the thought of you inside me makes me so wet…”
“ i want you so badly… ”
“ i just can’t stop thinking about your hands on my body…”
“ i want to feel all of you… ”
“ your hair smells so great… ”
“ kiss my neck… all the way up… ”
“ your breasts are so soft… god, i can’t get enough of them… ”
“ i can’t get enough of you… ”
“ the way you touch me leaves me speechless… ”
“ my heart won’t stop beating… ”
“ where do you want my hand…? ”
“ how do you want me…? ”
“ your lips are so pretty… ”
“ your hands are so warm… ”
“ your ass is so plump… ”
“ put your hands on my ass… ”
“ your hair is so soft… i love the way it feels between my fingers… ”
“ your mouth is so warm… ”
“ i love the way your fingers feel around me… ”
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Tau kept her gaze steady on him, her heart aching as she saw the storm he battled within those green eyes. SHe wanted to draw him near, to comfort him and assure him that it all would work out as they had planned. But she couldn’t. They both knew the risks and consequences at stake. They knew what had to be done, and the steps to be taken if either of them failed.
There it was. In his own way, that was his promise- at least the best she was going to get out of him.
Her hand outstretched, resting upon his when he brought the bottle back down from his lips, a strained smile pulling at her lips.
“Thank you....” Her words of thanks were whispered out as her thumb brushed over his rough hands. “What do you say tonight we drink all the alcohol this room has in it and forget the fucked up shit that’s out there for now? Just you and me.”
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Jaw was tight, teeth clenched as if fighting back tears. He never really showed much in the way of crying. But this…it was raw.
He sat across from her, hunched over on the cheap motel bed. His eyes focused purely on her in front of him. Hand grasped the half empty beer bottle. Fingers wet from the condensation, a sign of how long it had sat in his grasp.
The words hit him. Hit him like a freight train. How could he make a promise like that? Could he even keep it? Would she hate him for it? Questions bombarded his mind. All he wanted to do was shut them out. A lift of the bottle to try and quell the storm inside. Green eyes blinked and looked downward.”If I can’t-,” he cut off feeling the words choke in his throat. “If I can’t save you,” his voice was low and gruff. I’ll find a way, he thought to himself. Damn it he wouldn’t sleep until he did. “I’ll do what I have to,” he lifted the bottle again cooling his throat as he looked back at her.
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Deep Ass Sentence Starters
“When you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?”
“Sometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.”
“Do you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because… What if it suddenly stops or something?”
“I sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something that’s just really awful. I don’t know why… Do you get that too?”
“I can’t stand the thought that I don’t know what’s going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.”
“Does thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?”
“Most pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if they’d know this, they’d call us gods?”
“What are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?”
“There’s no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. It’s frustrating.”
“Do you think we’re in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?”
“If you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?”
“I think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw… Do you remember that moment?”
“One of us is going to die first. Do you think we’ll still know each other to find out who?”
“Do you think we’re all capable of murder when it comes down to it?”
“I’m so afraid of the moment you know you’re going to die.”
“Are there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?”
“Why do people fear losing things that they don’t even have yet?”
“How do I know you even have a consciousness? I can’t know.”
“What do you think our purpose is?”
“What if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesn’t exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.”
“If nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.”
“If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?”
“Do you think other people’s judgments motivate us or hold us back?”
“If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?”
“Right, we’ve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. We’re getting way too philosophical.”
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“You did-”
Words failed as she stared in disbelief at the merc in the red mask, mouth hanging slightly agape as she tried to organize her thoughts.
“You did what?!” She shouldn’t have been so surprised. There really wasn’t much of anything that Wade wouldn’t do- and wearing her suit, or any parts that went with it, wasn’t out of the blue either.
“Do you even think before you go and do stupid shit like that?! Did anyone see you?? And what have I told you- stop killing people! Mister Stark is so right- you are such a bad guy.” The words fell forth from Petra as she stared him down, frustration and anger boiling within her.
“It’s all a great load of fun for you, but what about me, Wade? Do you even think for a second the consequences that your dumbass actions will have on me?”
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Leaning against the door of his apartment, he stood straight. His gloved hand rubbing the back of his head. “Yeah, well you see it all started with this funny joke that I had,” he began looking at her a chuckle escaping. *She was so cute when she was mad*
“So I borrowed your mask and put it on over mine and totally freaked the shit out of these guys,” he started laughing now clasping his arm around her shoulders. “You should have seen the look on these guys faces as they screamed thinking Spider-Man was killing them.”
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“ Mmm… do you like that? “ (Loki to Lara)
@unlikelycompanions
A shudder worked its way along the woman’s spine as she felt lips press against her neck, her body relaxing into the firm yet gentle pressure given by the God’s hands as he worked her exhausted muscles.
“Mmm-” The sound slipped forth just before her words, betraying her as she attempted to hide just how good the massage felt.
“It is most certainly needed, and appreciated..” Lara murmured, her head leaning to the side to give Loki better access to the soft, sensitive flesh of her neck. “I will have to find someway to repay you.”
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“Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” (Harley to Bucky)
@unlikelycompanions
Blue eyes stayed forward as the female spoke to him. He had no idea who she was, no reason to trust her, but if there was one thing that he could believe, it was that someone could potentially be tailing him. There were a million reasons for such an instance, and none of them had a positive outcome.
“If someone is tailing me, then why would you get involved?” He questioned her, keeping his voice low as slowly they began to walk along, side by side. There was a potential that she too could be involved with them- HYDRA- but for the time being, it was a risk he would have to take. He could lose them and her soon enough, so long as he played his cards right and made sure to bide his time.
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“you know me! and the fact that you still think i’d do that hurts the most.” (Dean to Tau)
@unlikelycompanions
“You’re right...”
The words hung in the air for several moments before the woman took a breath, moving on to elaborate.
“I do know you. I know the things that you will do to make certain that everything and everyone you know and love is safe. I know the lengths you’ll go to in order to stop the shit that is out there. That’s why I’m not asking you- I need you to look me in my eyes and promise me that if anything happens- if anything strays from the plan, that you’ll be the one to take me down. Don’t try to save me- don’t try to play the hero. Just fucking do it. Promise me, Dean.”
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“Don’t panic, I can explain!” (Wade to Peter or Petra)
@unlikelycompanions
“Do I really even want to know what you’ve done?”
The question was dripping with exasperation as hazel orbs turned to look upon the man.
“What did you do, and why did you do it?”
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Continued~
@unlikelycompanions
“Well- for starters, people with good intentions don’t typically stalk around in the shadows like you’ve been doing.” The detective began, keeping emerald hues locked upon the man, her stance prepared to make a swift grab for her gun if so needed.
“And let’s just say my sense of reading people is pretty keen. It’s my job after all as a detective.” She could feel it- something about the stranger was off, and not in the normal sense. The air around him seemed cold, dangerous- leaving her wondering if her firearm would be enough if he so chose to become hostile.
“Let’s start with your name, shall we?”
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Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
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Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!”
“You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?”
“I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.”
“Get out of my way before I move you myself.”
“Please, let me out of here!”
“You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.”
“Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.”
“You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.”
“You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“Please, someone help!”
“You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.”
“Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!”
“I’m sorry if I hurt you.”
“Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!”
“I’ve never seen anything like you before.”
“Stand right there and don’t get any closer!”
“Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.”
“Ugh, my head. What happened to us?”
“Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?”
“If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.”
“Holy shit. What have you done?!”
“Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?”
“Don’t panic, I can explain!”
“I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.”
“I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.”
“Who are you? Where are you taking me?!”
“This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.”
“What the hell was that thing back there?!”
“There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!”
“Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!”
“You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.”
“I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.”
“If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.”
“Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.”
“Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.”
“I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.”
“Fuck off, this is private property!”
“I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.”
“Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?”
“Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.”
“That isn’t your blood. What did you do?”
“I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!”
“Come with me. I want to show you something.”
“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
“You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.”
“Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.”
“You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.”
“Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!”
“I’m sorry if I scared you.”
“I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.”
“I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?”
“We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.”
“Let go of me!”
“I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.”
“You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!”
“I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!”
“Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”
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