I’m exhausted after a long day full of excitement. Met her dad... didn’t die or even get the whole “if you hurt my daughter” lecture. Can’t say I’ve ever had such a smooth meeting of the family. Anyways, I am going to go to sleep and sleep in until at least noon because I think I deserve it!

brattybadass​:

You think he won’t like you and would drown you or something. That’s not allowed.

I dunno. I will find out when I meet him though! Hopefully he doesn’t try to run me over with a tank like Ash does to folks.

Guys, if I don’t make it back from meeting Ashley’s dad this weekend, just know that I love you all. I am terrible at meeting parents because I get so nervous I am gonna do something awkward and make them hate me or wanna murder me. At least we are taking a beach trip starting tomorrow so at least I went out on good terms I suppose?

Look at you always being a voice of reason.<3

you’re going to be fine silly, don’t worry! trust me, i don’t have a single doubt in my mind that you two are going to hit it off right away. plus, we’ll have our little beach trip to help you calm your nerves before he gets in saturday morning. but once you meet him you’re gonna realize there was nothing to worry about 🖤.

Why is that, Mr. Fails to make a proper exploding ring?

devittsthrone​:

Guys, if I don’t make it back from meeting Ashley’s dad this weekend, just know that I love you all. I am terrible at meeting parents because I get so nervous I am gonna do something awkward and make them hate me or wanna murder me. At least we are taking a beach trip starting tomorrow so at least I went out on good terms I suppose?

Excuse me, you’re not allowed to die.

Thanks Liz! Least I know I know I can count on you lol

Guys, if I don’t make it back from meeting Ashley’s dad this weekend, just know that I love you all. I am terrible at meeting parents because I get so nervous I am gonna do something awkward and make them hate me or wanna murder me. At least we are taking a beach trip starting tomorrow so at least I went out on good terms I suppose?

Guys, if I don’t make it back from meeting Ashley’s dad this weekend, just know that I love you all. I am terrible at meeting parents because I get so nervous I am gonna do something awkward and make them hate me or wanna murder me. At least we are taking a beach trip starting tomorrow so at least I went out on good terms I suppose?

That’s fine, I will just take custody of Colby while you’re gone then! You’ll come back and his abs will be as on point as mine are. Honestly, I got over the hype behind Punk after his first UFC match. He seems like an alright dude, but I just don’t get the hype anymore.

Nope, I’m switching sides to be with uce. You have a point but everyone still wants him.

💖 , 👡 , 🎀 , 🌹

( as if you didn't already know all of this though 🖤 )

Come here so I can smooch on you!

🌹 - how do your abs have abs?

When I figure that out, mate, I will let you know!

👑- i swear it’s because of the abs. how.

What can I say, I’m just built different, as the kids say now.

People have a tendency to sleep on them because of dumb shit, but come one! Signing Sting AND Paul? If that isn’t enough right there, then tonight they will most likely lose their shit.

If people don’t usually watch AEW, they will tonight for that announcement. I know I’m watching. Can you imagine?

Well, it was a combination of that and the food you were cooking smelled so good!

…i can practically hear vince losing his shit all the way from connecticut if that ends up being the case. because i’m sure he already didn’t expect for paul to sign with them, so i can only imagine who they have up their sleeve next. but, at least this explains why you were so deep in thought while i was cooking earlier.

🌹👡

You lot keep calling me pretty and fascinating and it is going to give me an ego as big as Austin or Vince!

🌹

Happy to know that the good doc finds me fascinating!

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o-o Am I prettier than Cody?

💥 you stole my wife........ kidding.

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) fight me then! <3

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