You know what. It's been forever since I've last posted here

Woe, Fursona art upon thee

Les Barons Nico

Lament

Woe

Sorrow

The Ides have passed, and now I weep

For now I wait, until next year

To once again Stab Julius Caeser

ITS TIME TO STAB A SALAD LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We are so close to the ides I'm foaming at the mouth like a feral animal I am so ready WHOOOOOOOOO LETS STAB CEASERRRR!!!!!!!!!!

I am so ready for the Ides of March, I have my knives sharpened and ready. Got my whetstone prepared and everything, I cannot wait to stab this fucker up and preserve the Republic!!! Going to get the whole senate in on this

The fact that my friends first reaction to this post was thinking that I was shadowposting about a fictional man and then trying to guess what fictional man it is, says something. About who? I don't know but it says something.

People say "I can fix him" or "I can make him worse"

yeah well we'll ruin each other more, we will destroy each other in a beautiful trashfire, our love will be toxic as it is beautiful, we shall assure our mutual destruction, a horrible love that shall go down in infamy, we shall destroy ourselves in the most beautiful way imaginable

So take that, punks!

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

Woe

It is the hour of the evening where lament over horrible fictional men, for I am to be cursed and plagued by my terrible taste in horrible men. It is the curse god placed upon me, for he feared I'd be too powerful if he did not. Woe tis I, Deus miserere mei!

People say "I can fix him" or "I can make him worse"

yeah well we'll ruin each other more, we will destroy each other in a beautiful trashfire, our love will be toxic as it is beautiful, we shall assure our mutual destruction, a horrible love that shall go down in infamy, we shall destroy ourselves in the most beautiful way imaginable

So take that, punks!

“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

OH HITMAN

Hitman is a dress up game right?

that one poodle pokemon

lore mode

I am inclined to say this is Leon Belmont, the first recorded Belmont in history, who was notably a knight in the first crusade, furthermore he isn't seen with the iconic Vampire Killer, the whip that the Belmont family pass down through the family (that is until Richter Belmont.) Leon did help create Vampire Killer, but presumably this is a video of him before his Vampire hunting endeavors, when he was simply a crusading knight. Here, he seems to be using the Cross to beat up heathens.

Yes, I did just give an actual in depth answer for this silly humorous question. That's what the Castlevania Brainrot does to a fucker (such as myself)

ULTIMATE CATHOLIC TECHNIQUE

Even 500 years ago she was slaying. Truly one of the most girlbosses of history

Byzantine Mosaics, San Vitale, circa 526-547 CE, Ravenna, Italy: Empress Theodora and Her Retinue (top) and Emperor Justinian and His Retinue (bottom)