We need more female protagonists who repeatedly commit potentially actionable identity fraud.

This Is Not A Democracy

Did you ever get teachers pushing your class around in petty ways and justifying it by saying "this is not a democracy?" Well, it's not a dictatorship either, George, and yet here you are getting drunk on embarrassingly little power.

Fantasy writer: This is a Yucky Lady. Her body is gross and her thoughts are bad.

Me: How I love her

With leaders like these, every mission is a suicide mission

The plot of Mass Effect 3 consists largely of nearly every faction, and many individuals, making the worst decisions possible, with easily foreseeable results.

So I made a collage of some of the real strategic gems.

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Sure is a lot of Russian witch stuff in this Russian witch game!

Playing Black Book now. It's a deckbuilding game where you're a 19th century Russian witch. It is very very Russian. Everyone speaks with a thicker Russian accent than I thought imaginable and I am not convinced everyone is actually fluent in English. The tooltips are often completely inscrutable. What does it mean that this buff limits damage to 77. I have like 19 hp, tops.

I guess a spirit haunting a bathhouse is a rusalka and am yelled at for my foolishness. Obviously it is not a rusalka. On my way to the bathhouse, I exorcise a haunted house. That'll teach that woman not to cross her tableware!

I have to watch my sin counter. I have received dark powers from hell itself, but my sin counter is at 0 because I do not steal things or use the several imps in my dark command to curse people. I am a god-fearing model Russian citizen, an example for good Russian girls everywhere. Except for the devil magic.

Terrific game.

A guide to "what the's"

What the fuck? Yes.

What the hell? Absolutely.

What the shit? Unorthodox.

What the ass? What the fuck.

Time to settle this once and for all!

Execrability isn't a word? Your appreciation for neologisms is execrable. You can see it in the title of my period romance about The Hellsite Formerly Known As Twitter, X and Execrability.

People say I overuse the word "execrable." They think I must be getting the word wrong. I think what we really disagree on is how much of stuff is execrable. Mary Poppins? Shit's execrable. Hot dogs? Execrability in sausage form. And don't get me started on this execrable-ass site.

People say I overuse the word "execrable." They think I must be getting the word wrong. I think what we really disagree on is how much of stuff is execrable. Mary Poppins? Shit's execrable. Hot dogs? Execrability in sausage form. And don't get me started on this execrable-ass site.

Observant followers might be thinking "ah, she must have played Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance lately." No. I just have That Song stuck in my head.

Standing here, I realize That Jack can't break those abs however hard he tries :(

Saucy Jack is a radical centrist???

The left: Carved their own path

The right: Followed their wrath

Centrists: Maybe we're both the same?

*violence* *breeds* *violence*

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my war elephant: we should attack tonight and sieze the honey by force

my wise elephant: diplomacy with the bees would secure us more honey in the future

my boat elephant: we need more wood for boats

its really crazy how people love to blorbopost about how their blorbo is a War Criminal Scrunkly but those same people will act like you ate their dog if you so much as imply that scrunkly has any textual relation to sexual violence

for those of you in canada, i'd like to direct your attention to the house of commons petition e-4922, which aims to block taxpayer dollars from going to charities that are funnelling money into the ongoing palestenian genocide.

it just opened yesterday and is a little over 1100 signatures, and the closing date is august 8th. this IS a house of commons petition and cant be signed by noncitizens, so share it around so canadians can see and sign it