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desiredmalfoy · 5 days
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I’m popping this here in case you get the urge
But the great Cluedo incident of ‘19…
I need to know what happened!!
BSSG Group Chat
Penelope: So other than all of that
Penelope: How did you enjoy your first game night @ Phillip @ Michael?
Michael:
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Phillip: ⬆⬆⬆
Michael: To say I didn't enjoy a single second of last night would be an understatement
Simon: Yeah sounds about right.
Phillip: I can't lie.
Phillip: I did google how to go about getting a restraining order.
Penelope: Honestly Phil that's fair
Simon: I did the same thing after my first game night with them
Phillip: Did you actually go through with it?
Simon: I really was on the verge of it ngl
Simon: But alas, I knew it would be far more trouble than it's worth.
Simon: And besides I should have known what I was marrying into after my first game of pall mall 💀
Penelope: And look as much as we love you guys, if the events of last night were enough to scare you off we'd completely and whole-heartedly understand if you wanted to go NC with the rest of the fam.
Phillip: Just one question
Phillip: Is it just game nights and pall mall that sets them all off like that?
Michael: Yeah we really need to know now if they're triggered like that by anything else
Michael: Because if so...
Simon: It's only anything competitive that sets them all off in that way.
Simon: You have my word on that.
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Penelope: Yes and they're particularly at their worst when they're playing as a family.
Penelope: They really know how to push each others buttons but none of them know when to draw the line
Michael: Yeah no shit
Michael: I managed to pick up on that last night when I was trying to put out an actual fucking fire
Simon: I do have to say that last night was an all time low
Simon: They really were all at their absolute worst
Simon: Even I didn't think they could collectively be that bad, especially after the Pictionary incident of '16
Phillip: I mean I guess it's somewhat of a relief to hear that last night wasn't just a bog standard Bridgerton game night
Phillip: Though from the way you guys are talking about it and now with the mentioned "Pictionary incident", it seems their game nights are always a cause for concern and never fun in general
Michael: Very that
Kate: What?!
Kate: What are you talking about?
Kate: Of course game nights are fun!
Penelope:
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Simon: Kate
Simon: Are you actually insane
Kate: Just because last night got a little bit crazy doesn't mean game nights on the whole aren't fun!
Phillip: A little bit crazy????
Penelope: Kate multiple people had to go to hospital last night
Kate: Yeah and?
Kate: It's not like it's the first game night we've ended up in A&E
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Michael: What do you mean this isn't the first game night that you've ended up in A+E?????
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Phillip: ???????????????
Penelope: Kate 2 casualties as a result of a Bridgerton game night is to be expected but 9 is still nine more than any of us would like
Michael: 2 casualties...
Michael: 2 CASUALTIES IS TO BE EXPECTED?!?!?!?
Phillip: I
Kate: Omg Pen it wasn't 9 casualties
Kate: The doctors were just covering their arses with keeping most of them in over night
Kate: They were fine
Simon: They had smoke inhalation Kate
Michael: Your husband had his eyebrows burnt off
Penelope: Which is what happens when you and Anthony throw a tandem strop and set the kitchen alight
Kate: Objection!
Kate:
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Kate: If you want to point the finger at who caused the fire then look no further than your wife @ Simon
Simon: First of all I wasn't pointing fingers
Simon: And secondly I was too busy trying to stem Greg's bleeding to notice the fire happening or who caused
Kate: Deflect all you want but your wife was the firestarter 🔥🔥🔥
Kate: The number of casualties was only so high because of her
Penelope: God I just hope Sophie's ok
Michael: Yeah ngl she's the only one I'm concerned for
Kate: I'm sure she's perfectly fine
Kate: Seriously you guys need to chill
Kate: I don't know why you're all being so negative about last night
Phillip: HYACINTH BOUGHT A FUCKING SWITCHBLADE TO A GAME NIGHT
Michael:
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Kate: Omg why are you so mad?
Kate: It's not like she attacked you
Phillip: Oh and I should be so fucking grateful should I???
Phillip: That after attacking 3 others Anthony wrestled it off of her before she could get to me????
Michael: Who tf even let her have a switchblade in the first place???
Penelope: I did tell Colin he'd live to regret getting it for her
Phillip: And he got it for her because?!?!
Penelope: It was the one thing she asked him for when he was in Japan and he thought she just wanted it for ornamental reasons even though I explicitly warned him that definitely wasn't the case
Sophie sent a photo
Sophie sent a photo
Penelope: Omg Sophie!!!!
Penelope: 😍
Sophie: Everyone, meet Alexander 💙
Simon: Oh thank god, congrats Soph! x
Michael: Aw made up for you Soph, he's a right lil beauty! 😘
Phillip: Congrats Sophie 🤗
Penelope: He's so beautiful 🥰 how did it go?
Sophie: As smoothly as it could be considering he's 3 weeks early
Michael: I have to say Ben's rocking that eye patch
Sophie: I mean it's not exactly the get up I expected our son to meet his dad wearing but c'est la vie
Simon: How's Charlie finding being a big brother?
Sophie: I think he's more delighted with his dad looking like a pirate than with his baby brother tbh
Sophie: He very excitedly went to his dress up box and put on his pirate costume so he could be just like his daddy and refused to take it off when we were taking photos of him with Alex.
Sophie sent a photo
Penelope: Oh bless him he looks pleased as punch
Sophie: He couldn't hand Alex back to me fast enough so he could have a sword fight with Ben and make him walk the plank
Phillip: Btw just wanted to say Sophie that I'm really sorry that El accused you of faking your water breaking just to get out of the game.
Penelope: I'm sorry on Colin's behalf too Soph
Sophie: It's ok guys, I appreciate it and besides you were the ones who called the ambulance for me.
Simon: Unlike someone.
Michael: @ Kate
Kate: Omg Alex is absolutely gorgeous, congrats Soph! x
Simon: ...
Simon: Anything else you'd like to say?
Penelope: Yeah any apology to extend?
Kate: Ok ok ok
Kate: Sophie I know I didn't believe you were in labour and refused to call an ambulance
Kate: But from my side of things it just seemed really convenient that your contractions started just as you were losing
Michael: This isn't an apology???
Simon: Your newborn nephew isn't evidence enough that you were clearly in the wrong???
Kate: Ok fine I'm sorry for not calling an ambulance when you needed it Sophie!
Sophie: K.
Kate: But I will add, who's to say she didn't fake contractions and then get induced once she got to the hospital?
Sophie has left the chat.
Michael: Jesus fucking Christ
Simon has removed Kate from the chat.
Simon has added Sophie to the chat.
Simon: Don't worry I removed her.
Sophie: Thanks Simon x
Phillip: One more question.
Phillip: Did the Bridgertons corrupt Kate to be like that or was she god forbid like that anyway?
Penelope: Unfortunately Kate married in being equally as deranged as them in any competitive setting 😔
Michael:
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Simon: Very that.
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desiredmalfoy · 1 year
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Another tough year   🐍 💦
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Headcanon in which Draco has a black cat named Salem🖤
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desiredmalfoy · 1 year
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Draco: I'm... grounded?
Narcissa: Yes, you're grounded
Bellatrix: *Holding a shovel* And now, we're going to bury you until you've learned your lesson
Narcissa: Bellatrix, that's not how grounding works
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desiredmalfoy · 1 year
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when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:
writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type
writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type
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desiredmalfoy · 1 year
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Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark
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desiredmalfoy · 1 year
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not my parents finding a way to ruin my birthday…
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“Mischief Managed.”
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (2004) | DIR. ALFONSO CUARÓN
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desiredmalfoy · 2 years
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I told you so
pairing: draco malfoy x reader
genre: fluff
el's thoughts: none! just a cute lil blurb<3
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“It’s cold outside, go back and grab a sweater.” Y/N rolled her eyes, “I’m not a baby, Dray. I’ll be fine.” 
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Draco chuckled as she shivered and tucked herself into his side, “I told you it was cold today.” Y/N groaned, “Yeah yeah. I know you told me, but- keep your arm around me! But, I needed to prove a point.” He smirked and looked down at her, “And what was that point exactly?” 
He watched her eyebrows scrunch up in thought. “I forgot.” He laughed, slid his jacket off and wrapped it around her shoulders. She looked up and smiled, “Thank you.” He placed his arm around her shoulders and pulled her into his side. “I’d be a pretty bad boyfriend if I just let you freeze?” Y/N laughed, “You’re an amazing boyfriend.” 
He paused and looked down at her and placed a kiss on her head and smiled to himself. “Thank you, darling.”
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desiredmalfoy · 2 years
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Green Eyed Monster
Word Count: 1k
Pairing: Draco x Reader 
Initial idea came from this TikTok:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeYSUqLw/
Just some fluff + Draco being dramatic
Draco was having a good day today. He had aced his potions demonstration test with Slughorn. While Weasley’s attempt resulted in a mess. Which brought some joy to him. This day could only get better by seeing his girlfriend. 
That’s when he saw you sitting with Blaise in the courtyard like you do every afternoon. He was your best friend since you both were toddlers and Draco had to learn to accept it. Plus he knew he didn’t have to worry about Zabini, who swore to him that he saw you as nothing more than an annoying little sister. 
His mood was instantly ruined when he saw a beautiful bouquet of roses next to your books. Roses that he had definitely not given you. He would’ve remembered giving those to you.
Anger began to rise within him as he thought someone had the audacity to give you flowers while you were his girlfriend.
“What’s that”, Draco asked monotonously as he walked up to you in the courtyard.
“This?”, you responded as you lifted up the small bouquet of flowers on the table. “It was a gift from someone.”
“Who”, he asked as his expression deepened. His gray eyes began to darken just like his current mood. It was no surprise to anyone that Draco was known for being extremely jealous. Boys were even afraid to look at you for too long, worried about getting the wrath of the Slytherin Prince. He didn’t like any boy coming near you. Blaise only being allowed since he was your childhood best friend. 
So the fact that someone was even brave enough to give you flowers, well he wanted to know exactly who it was. 
You turned to Blaise who seated right next to you. Draco saw this as extremely suspicious. He thought the two of you were plotting something. 
“They’re really pretty. Aren’t they?” You answered sweetly while looking up at your boyfriend. Completely trying to avoid his previous question. You admired the beautiful white roses. White roses were your absolute favorites. 
Without warning, Draco grabbed the bouquet of flowers from the bench and threw them on the ground. 
“Draco! Are you crazy?” You answered shocked at his actions. 
“Crazy jealous if you ask me”, Blaise answered instead of your boyfriend who was looking at you as tears started to form in your eyes.
Draco was definitely regretting it now seeing your upset face.
Silence hung in the air as Blaise attempted to hide his laughter but failed to do so as he saw your shocked expression and Draco’s confused one. 
He wasn’t laughing at you. No, he would never do that. He was laughing at how stupid Draco was about to feel. 
“You know who gave them to her”, Blaise said in between laughing as he attempted to catch his breath. Which he was failing miserably at. “It was Miles.”
“Who is even Miles”, Draco answered angrily, still annoyed with Blaise finding humor in the situation.
“He’s a first year”, you finally snapped out of your shock. You walked over the flowers on the ground and picked them up. You dust off the bits of dirt that got on them. “The first year I helped last week. The one who was locked out! He gave them to me to thank me for helping him.”
“Oh”, Draco responded quietly as it was finally clicking for him who gave you those flowers. He knew exactly who you were talking about. He was a tiny first year who had forgotten how to get back into the common room. He was with you when you walked up to the crying boy sitting on the steps to the Slytherin common room. 
“I can’t believe you got jealous of a first year”, Blaise continued to laugh at him and his current dilemma.
“I am not”, Draco mumbled, definitely starting to feel stupid about his current outburst of jealousy. 
“Yeah, you are. Malfoy is jealous of a first year.”
“Shut it Zabini,” Draco rolled his eyes at Blaise’s continued teasing but quickly focused on you again. You were his biggest worry and he had to make it up to you. 
“You ruined them”, you said sadly as you assessed the damage on the flowers. Touching the petals that basically lost its life as they came in contact with the dirt of the courtyard. The petals on them now visibly dirty and damaged. 
“Darling I’m so sorry”, Draco said as he rushed up to you to engulf you in a hug and placed kisses all over your face. “You can’t blame me when I have the prettiest girlfriend.”
“Draco, you have to trust me.”
“I trust you of course. I don’t trust any other guy at this school. I mean look at you.”
“Now you have to make it up to me”, you said with a pout as you rested your head on his chest.
“You’ll have to buy her the entire flower shop at this point”, Blaise spoke up from behind the two of you, reminding you that he was still very much present for this. He was also completely amused at the entire situation playing out before him. Your relationship with Draco had become his weekly source of entertainment. 
“Great idea Zabini!” Draco’s eyes lit up at this idea. It was the perfect solution for him. You could have all the pretty flowers your heart desired but from him. Why hadn’t he thought of that!?
“Blaise! Don’t give him any ideas. The last thing I need is my dorm becoming a flower shop itself.”
“Excuse me, while I go inform my mother about this upcoming purchase.” Draco let go of you and made his way towards his dorm to write to his mother about this upcoming gift for you. He was definitely going to need her help for this. Plus he needed to get out of there quick before you stopped him.
“Draco! No!” It was too late now. You can only prepare for all the flowers that were about to fill your entire dorm. “Blaise Zabini! You better run…”
“Oh no…” Let’s just say Blaise also enjoyed your large flower gift.
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desiredmalfoy · 2 years
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Until The End
Pairing: Draco Malfoy x Reader
Word Count: 1.2K
Universe: Voldermort lives in this
Warning: Curse words were used (not too many). Not really edited, work has tired me out. :(  I’ll edit as I reread again. 
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Draco and the reader love each other. But will she do anything possible to be with him? Even going against everything she was taught?
You didn’t know where your parents were. You didn’t know where any of your friends were. Your lungs were beginning to burn as you continued to run down the halls of Hogwarts. You had been running for what seemed like forever. Just running to get away from the chaos that engulfed the school. You were secretly hoping that you would run into Draco. You hadn’t seen him in a couple of months. He had broken up with you without much warning. When you had gone after him for an explanation, he had tried to push you away. 
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“Please understand”, Draco raised his voice slightly causing you to flinch a bit. It was rare for him to ever raise his voice around you. 
“I want to understand but you need to tell me what’s wrong.” You cried out as tears were now staining your cheeks. 
“I can’t be around you. I can’t risk him knowing how I feel about you and hurting you!”
“He won’t hurt me Draco! I can protect myself.”
“He will! You know he will. Please (y/n), for me, stay away for now.” Now he was crying, this stunned you as you had never seen him cry. Draco Malfoy simply did not cry. 
“Promise me we’ll be together after this, no matter what”, you reached for his face to wipe away the tears that were falling down his face. Your thumbs brushing away the tears.
“I promise”, his voice cracked. He kissed you one last time before you would be together again.
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Still running, you heard a voice calling you from behind. You knew it was him. It was Draco. It was him. You stopped abruptly and turned around to face him. There he was in front of you again. Thinner and face features more sunken in, but he was alive and that’s all that mattered.
“I need you to come with me. I need you to be with me when this all ends.” He embraced you tightly in the middle of the hallway. He pulled away slightly to look at you more clearly. Draco ran his hand through your hair affectionately. 
“What do you mean Draco?” Your voice is barely audible at this point. He held your face in his hands, all you could feel were their softness.
“I meant it. Come with me. This war won’t end the way you want it.”
“What…”
“Potter will be dead if he already isn’t. He’s walking into a trap.” He was looking directly at you as he spoke. “This is ending in his favor. Darling come with me please.”
“We promised that after all this was over, we’d be together again.” He was now pleading with you. He let go of your face and ran his shaky hand through his hair. His hair now matted and dirty compared to his usual pristine image. 
Draco was running out of time. Before they came. He was running out of fucking time. 
“Please I just want to keep you safe.” His eyes now had tears coating them as he was practically begging you. “I love you so much darling.”
You didn’t know what to think or what to even say. Your ears began to ring as the seconds ticked by painfully slowly. Time was nothing but a joke, stifling truly. But you did know how you felt. You knew that you loved the man in front of you. He was everything to you. His love felt suffocating but in such a good way. You could never get enough of him. Of his touch, his hands that roamed every surface of your body. Every imperfection, every inch, no part of your body left untouched. His love, it was the thing you craved the most every day. The one thing you would never get enough of in your lifetime. You felt so damn selfish knowing you would never get enough of his love to completely satisfy you. But going with him meant leaving your parents behind. It meant leaving behind your friends. It meant leaving behind your life that you had lived up until now.
“I want you to stay with me. No, I need you to stay with me.”
“And I’ll always stay by your side.” You walked over to where he was pacing. He stopped pacing when he heard you and went straight towards you. He roughly grabbed your face and kissed you with such desperation. It was as if you would be torn from his side any second.
You pulled away in an attempt to catch your breath, your chest still heaving with every breath you took. Your fate had just changed in a matter of seconds.  “I could care less on what side I am as long as I’m with you.”
Draco made a promise once, that you would always be safe. 
And he meant every single word of it. Now, he had you by his side forever.
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You knew it was coming, you knew what was going to occur. Harry Potter was dead.
With the death of Harry Potter came the death of all that was good. The fire that once burned deep within those who wanted justice to prevail had now been extinguished. Voldermort called for those to join him to do so now or face their fate. You knew what you were about to do.
Draco looked down at you once more before making his way toward his parents who stood on the other side. Beckoning him to join them now. He needed to be reassured you would be joining him as well. You held his hand tightly to show him you wouldn’t let him go alone. 
He took a step forward and you followed his lead. Sealing your fate in history. 
You could see the shock in the face of your peers. The disgust was prevalent on their face. How could you, the daughter of prominent aurors, be switching sides now? It was so twisted to them that you were now joining the evil that your parents fought so hard against. Where were they now? Were they looking at you with shame? You couldn’t hear them and you weren’t about to turn around now. You couldn’t do it.  They would never understand why you did it. To them, you were nothing but a traitor. But you were? 
Draco was all you had left.
He welcomed you with an awkward hug and a sickening smile. His thin lips twisted into an upward smirk at the thought of the fate of those who refused to join him. 
You could still feel the coldness of his skin on yours seconds after he detached himself from you. 
Maybe you were a coward. Were you really if you were doing this for love? But you would do anything for him and he would do anything for you. He would set the damn world ablaze but would never let the fire scorch you. 
Your love with Draco was bloody deranged but you didn’t seem to care. As long as you had him next to you, you had grown apathetic to everything around you it seemed. 
As you stood next to Draco on the side of Voldermort, his hand firmly grasping yours, you knew that you had made the right decision. 
Because Draco Malfoy may have not been your beginning but he was going to be your end. Whether good or bad.
I have read a lot of good works where the reader helps Draco choose to stay on the good side. I was wondering what were to happen but the opposite?? So, this was the result :)
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desiredmalfoy · 2 years
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heyyy so im very much alive but drowning with work from my program lol
i literally have been studying for an exam & suddenly wanted to read draco fics lol. im writing again (not promising when ill post it) but soon hopefully ♥️
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desiredmalfoy · 2 years
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miss moonlight, put in a word → draco malfoy
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DESCRIPTION ⌙ in which draco sees the same annoying hufflepuff he’s enamored within his dreams every night, but can’t muster up the courage to talk to her in waking life. so instead he talks to the moon, telling the rock that’s miles away, everything he wants to tell her. little does he know, she does the same thing.
PAIRING ⌙ draco x fem!reader
WORD COUNT ⌙ 3k
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its a little angsty im sorry. but im nervous abt this and have been sitting on posting it for almost a month now so please lmk if you like it :)
based off the songs talking to the moon by bruno mars and please mr sun by tommy edwards
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desiredmalfoy · 2 years
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🧃- Could you do a blurb for Draco with the prompt "first love gets you bad, don't it?"
And congrats on 555 followers!
yes yes yes !!!!!!!! hope you like it, it's angsty, fair warning
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the light sound of jazz music plays through the slytherin common room. you're sipping a black tea from an antique cup, and ignoring the conversation buzzing around you.
your head is full of thoughts, you almost miss the tap of attention blaise gives you.
"what, zabini?" you snap, glaring to the side of you.
he rolls his dark brown eyes, "theo asked you a question."
you turn to your other friend, who's seated on the floor, snarky look etched onto your face.
"are we still going to hogsmeade tomorrow?" he asks.
"no," you huff. "at least, i'm not. i'd rather not see the two of them.. not together."
blaise groans, "could you tell us, why, specifically?"
you give him a sarcastic smile, "oh, i wish i could, but it's just impossible."
theo sits his head on your knees, looking up at you, "don't be that way to us y/n. we know it sucks, but you can't avoid them forever."
you grimace, "excuse me, i only avoid them on the weekend. during the week i'm still pansy's best buddy. then on the weekends she decides to go on dates with my ex."
blaise sighs, "y/n, you can tell her it hurts your feelings.."
you smirk, "and give draco the satisfaction. never."
you turn to face theo, only to see the coomon room door swing open behind him.
the smirk on your face drops at the sight of your ex boyfriend and best friend walking toward you.
"y/n! i haven't seen you all day," she looks to the boys. "what blackmail do you two have on her to actually leave her dorm?"
theo smiles softly, "bribed her with tea.."
"if you can call what she drinks tea. mostly sugar water if you ask me." draco teases.
you look towards him, "wonderful joke draco, did you have your house elves write that?"
pansy looks between the two of you, "you both just always have something rude to say."
you smile at her, "all jokes, love."
the two find seats and begin to talk with theo and blaise. you find yourself back in your thoughts.
when you finally look back to the scene you see even more people have congregated to your circle. you look over at draco, taking him in, like you often do. whenever you know you won't get caught. but as you look away, you see blaise eyeing you.
the boy smiles before throwing an arm over your shoulder, pulling you closer to him.
he leans into you and whispers, "first love gets you bad, don't it."
you sigh and rest your head on his shoulder.
"something like that, zabini. something like that."
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