i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze
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if our kitten Jane would let us put this on her? I'd try to find one for her.
(that's a kitten who never learned how to clean her ass)
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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Does Sephiroth knows he's dressed up in fetish attire?
How would he react at ssuch epiphany?
Sephiroth: I'm aware of what "fetish attire" you're talking about, but I don't see the correlation. Frankly, I don't understand the fascination with leather and harnesses. They're standard attire in the military. Look at Genesis. He's wearing leather and a harness. I don't see anyone oggling him.
Genesis: Your tits are literally out.
Sephiroth:
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50 Shades of Over It.
(Based directly off of this post.)
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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative
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Remember in crisis core that Genesis told sephiroth, "The world needs a new hero." In a way, he became the hero the world needed.
He certainly did, but at a terrible price.
You can't be a true hero if the people that loved you are no longer there to celebrate with you.
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