Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:
He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowls were falling out
He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy
He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch
Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that
He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)
He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)
He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore
He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer
He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...
the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
part of what I think makes hannibal so popular among teens is that instead of pushing the idea that we so often find in regular teenage shows of having-to-find-love-asap-because-youre-an-embarassing- excuse-of-a-human-being-if-you-arent-in-a-relationship-by-16-and-you-will-never-conform-to-society it shows us that we still have as much years as we want to find another chronically lonely mentally ill individual to start a codependent relationship with #lovewins
i don't think either of them are feeling particularly paternal i think they've just trapped themselves thinking that the other one is actually feeling paternal and are just trying to act accordingly to the other person's perceived expectations. literally feigning fatherhood at abigail for the sake of each other
maybe you aren't evolved enough to appreciate female characters who are terrible people but I am. Let women be annoying, self obsessed, entitled, and as much of an asshole as their male counterparts.
the spn funny episode that we never got (and should've) is entirely narrated and told from Garth's pov in the form of a fairy tale he's telling baby Sam and baby Cas (his infants) while he's choochooing their food to their mouths to get them to eat-- do you see my vision???
he's literally telling a spn episode with the adventures of sam and dean, but in the form of a fairy tale, and we see them performing the actions and speaking the words garth would use with the exaggerated style of a fairy tale it would be HILARIOUS