#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

c'è un graffito in protesta al genocidio a Gaza su un muro accanto al supermercato tho

mi stanno trascinando al supermercato OGGI FESTA DEI LAVORATORI oh it's bad bad bad il karma cattivo che accumulerò mi ucciderà

mi stanno trascinando al supermercato OGGI FESTA DEI LAVORATORI oh it's bad bad bad il karma cattivo che accumulerò mi ucciderà

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

I feel like my shitty life has been fucked in ways nobody else knows wich means nobody can help since im uniquely suffering all i want is somebody who knows how to make me better cuz im trying so much to get over this shit but its hard to when the pain is so strong theres nobody to help me

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

I haven’t finished the series but…