“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”
“She smells like lemongrass and sleep,
She tastes like applejuice and peach,
You would find her in a polaroid picture,
And she… means everything to me.”
Some good ol’ genderbent South Park kisses for all y’all!
I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.