deliciouskeys
Delicious Keys
My original crap is here: #mystuff My icon is Johnny Depp from 2004 LJ days, “forever young” has certainly not aged well, and I kind of like the irony.~ I'm a fan of enemies-to-lovers (Butchlander from The Boys, Regan from the Walking Dead, Batjokes from Batman, Tfield and Abrubag from Prison Break, Coldflash from The Flash barely qualifies as enemyslash), lovers-to-enemies (Cherik from Xmen, Coldwave from Legends of Tomorrow) and a boy-and-his-robot / symbiote / shinigami / etc (Symbrock from Venom among others). A lot of different comics fandoms, random hot guys, and baby animals. I tag fandoms pretty religiously.
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If you don’t like him at his
You don’t deserve him at his
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hows it going boys gang
#it’s going great#if this were tumblr all the people would be partying because of the prostate news#prostategate 2024#homelander#the boys spoilers
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The red flags are big, but his prostate is bigger.
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So anyway, about that velociraptor and the sleeping nude in American flag sheets…
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C’mon Sister Sage, don’t just inform him of the problem. Tell him how to fix* it.
*there is actually no good controlled clinical trial evidence that prostate massage alleviates symptoms of urinary tract dysfunction arising from BPH despite the above article from 2009 recommending further study.
#you guys all want to hear about some BPH biology right? right? no? huh.#Kripke broke this fandom#funniest thing will be if the spoilers are so off the wall because they’re planted decoys#well too late many of us incurred the brain damage already#prostategate 2024#homelander#the boys spoilers#utter shitposting
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i can’t get over the fact that during season one of the boys, Antony Starr had to bend at a 45 degree angle to use the bathroom because the costume is designed to keep his posture straight and had no pants zipper, yet they gave him arm zips 😭😭😭😭
Source audio below. Was crying with laughter listening to this. A really interesting podcast btw!
Link to the podcast on Spotify here
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#lies and propaganda#although I did always think he seems unusually relieved for someone who can presumably go anywhere anytime#homelander#the boys#the boys spoilers#pee discourse#prostategate 2024
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“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair
#prostategate 2024#utter shitposting#maybe utter peeposting?#no I’m not going to stop these posts apparently#homelander#the boys spoilers
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Now that Homelander has an enlarged prostate and Butcher has brain lesions that will be causing confusion and hallucinations, I change my vote.
It is old man yaoi. Maybe the most realistic portrayal of old man yaoi ever.
#I was looking for that poll lol#I did vote old man yaoi because I like old man yaoi but man I didn’t think they’d be 40s going on late 60s#they grow up so fast 🥹#(🥲)#(Kripke wtf are you writing)#butchlander#homelander#billy butcher#the boys#the boys tv#lol#the boys spoilers
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The Yaoi Army Homelander keychains
Here and here
#I’ve rbed this before but reblogging again#homelander#cute#men in distress#bondage#the boys#the boys tv#chibi homelander
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At least he can still milk stuff.
It's Homelandover.
#now we know how it got so large so early#utter shitposting#prostategate 2024#homelander#the boys spoilers#the boys s4 spoilers
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Tragic.
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How do you in good conscience simp for a sociopath who kills people for his own amusement?
Well, I mean you know Homelander is a fictional character right? He's not real, he's not out their disintegrating real people.
People are allowed to like characters without having to justify their reasons. I can like whatever I want, just as you are allowed to dislike the same thing. It's a crazy world out there.
#what good conscience#hey guys you ever notice he’s like evil?? it takes a lot of media literacy to notice#I’m telling you guys cause I’m pretty sure you didn’t realize#how do you in good conscience go on anon to nag people#homelander#the boys#the boys tv
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#this has nothing to do with anything#this blog is going to be ruined by posts like these#apologies in advance#homelander#the boys spoilers#the boys s4 spoilers#prostategate 2024
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