every time someone writes a characters hair colour instead of their name in a fanfiction they should get an electric shock

would love to ignore your "toxic place" as ur bio suggests, but it's hard to when you're commenting on random strangers' posts and bringing your extremely condescending negativity with you there. and maybe humble yourself lmfao ur no better than any american. – sincerely, someone who's not from a british colony & is sick of anglophones pretending they're any better than anglophones elsewhere on the globe. yall r the same everywhere. wake up

yay finally someones taken issue enough with something i said to actually send an ask complaining! genuinly curious what post it was. and about the american thing I dont think im better or they're worse or anything the whole concept of them just really pisses me off? like its completely subject I don't actually believe where you're from makes you inherently this or that? and im not going to like, try and defend being a toxic arsehole or whatever if that's what I did because I actually don't believe tumblr is an important enough place for a few rude comments or whatever to matter, like its not like you can take it personally, it's all strangers on the internet and shit. and like, if that's a shitty opinion I also don't actually care, cause like I just said, like I'm not going to start taking any of this rubbish seriously and if anyone else does that's their own problem. like I don't know what your expecting I do genuinely already know im in the wrong here

i genuinely thought fucking loads of people had fucking spotify what the fuck surely they dont pay that fucking much or tolerate the shit fucking free version fucking hell

I’m sorry I couldn’t not share this

replace quadrants with cells and you've accurately described Barnaby's brain

seriously considering posting the rebuttals I wrote in my head on all the bloody shit anime takes I keep seeing what the fuck

~oh look at me im so smart and my opinions on everything are so correct and my analysis is so great and im such a brilliant writer my top work has 3 stars and 10 ratings on goodreads! you should definitely take all my opinions and advice so seriously!~

*yet another post about how annoying the people on here are with their shit takes where the whole thing is all too bloody petty to even complain*

fucking hell if i didnt want to read 4 bloody chapters of this pretentious fucking seventeenth century twat i shouldnt have bloody went to uni should i

i have to read this thing by marx for uni, and i barly understood any of it (laziness) but its so like, passive agressive? or maybe its cause im just skimming and barely taking any in, but its this whole thing he wrote to rebut some argument this one guy made, and he keeps referring to like, 'our friend weston' and his tone seems pretty self satisfied at times

first confirmed person having blocked me! finally

i constantly complain about fandoms adding random romance stuff that has nothing to do with the characters relationship, but then like i probably do the same when im like their friendships so much like what i felt, to be honest a lot of that's probably projection

scrolling through fandom tags and its like yeah i think some of these takes are bloody awful, but it's not even that, it's just like the angle that these people approach these pieces of media from, like i cant even contradict them cause theyre not being serious, like theyre not saying they genuinely think it went like that or anything but the assumptions for the jokes are so fucking annoying like seriously why do they always fucking have approach things from that bloody angel? like why is it always so bloody necessary that that's invariably what you see in fandom spaces and never people being normal about things and if theyre not annoying in one way, oh well of course they'll just end up being fucking annoying in some different bloody way like fucking hell

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me when my new housemates make a total mess of the kitchen

it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

canon character my beloved vs the same character but fanon version my fucking detested