This lady wants to fuck these clearly gay hobos so badly

I'm on the 'Spock and Kirk go chill in the 1930s ep' ... Of all the contexts, I did not expect this

The unfortunate mechanical rice picker aged unfortunately

I'm on the 'Spock and Kirk go chill in the 1930s ep' ... Of all the contexts, I did not expect this

I'm on the 'Spock and Kirk go chill in the 1930s ep' ... Of all the contexts, I did not expect this

I love Star Trek EPs that are clearly filmed in someone's backyard

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

Already not a huge fan of the tagging thing on Ao3 where characters are tagged as "AFAB/AMAB [Character Name]" to indicate their genitals (gross! Let's not even touch those implications with a stick!) but it appears people are doing this to Molly.

Fucking. Molly.

Pray tell: What fucking birth.

There's bad things in life (job interview) and good things (guess who finally has a weighted blanket)

pop pop *sounds of joints cracking*

Evergreen containers spotted in the wild

Jobinterview tomorrow

Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

This quote from A Memory Called Empire really captures that feeling of when you spend an hour drafting an email and then you finally push it off into the world and feel like ok now I don’t have to think about that anymore, but then the person immediately replies and you have to start the process over again

Nooooo I thought this was about to be a True Grit situation :(

It’s so important to me that the animated Mighty Nein shows Essek being uncool. Yes, I want to see him being the ice cold Shadowhand. Yes, I want to see him cast Dark Star. But I also want to see him trying to explain what soup is and anxiously chugging whiskey hot cocoa and making weird noises while being manhandled by Caleb polymorphed into a giant ape.

God I wish I had a fucking therapist already BC I feel like I'm going insane