Regardless of your opinion of Taylor swift it is genuinely insane to say she’s promoting some white supremacist trad wife ideal. Like a solid 15% of her songs are about cheating on your partner who sucks. That’s very much not trad wife coded.

The field flowers are blooming with riotous exuberance as if by sheer profusion they could ward off the frost.

God this article is so fucking depressing man broadway is eating itself up into irrelevance

this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED

DEERED

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

Today Mom asked us if we’d be okay if she committed assisted suicide to end the pain of her broken back. I told her the truth: that I wouldn’t be okay but that I couldn’t justify forcing her to continue an unendurably painful life just for my own comfort. I don’t like this. It’s true that I couldn’t live with myself if I forced her to stay through pain she would rather die than keep experiencing, but I don’t like that we’re in the position that these are the questions she’s asking. Mercy.

I wanna stick a suction cup to it

Uever want to leave a gentle kiss upon a bald guy’s head?

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

What order do you take pills in?

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

Made my sister do a spit-take from 150 miles away. She’s at a conference and worried about waking up so said maybe she should request a wake-up call. I, very facetiously, said “how retro.” She laughed until I told her none of her middle schoolers know what that is, and then the thousand-yard stare appeared. We’re not THAT old!!! But old enough….

not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible