deathnughet
Genshin Brainrot is Strong With This One
What the fuck am I? ~ I'm Jack. He/They pronouns. 19. Panromantic Asexual Enby kid without an actual purpose. No, my AirPod case is not in the refrigerator.
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zhongli eating rocks. childe walks into his office like “hey zhongli-xiansheng— what the fuck” as he sees zhongli sitting at his desk chewing on a fucking rock. he can hear the damn stone crunching and breaking apart in his mouth. even funnier if it’s before the archon quest too so as far as he knows this regular human man is ingesting straight minerals and not shattering his teeth
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i was semi-productive today so now i get to post whatever i want <3
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On one hand, Childe popped off with his lines on the trailer, on the other... Mister Zhongli, please come pick up your boyfriend, he's causing a ruckuss on the palace of justice.
Put him on a leach next time.
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༊·˚ Day 21 of @multieditors-teahouse pride month challenge!
Gay Couple :: Gay/Mlm Zhongli x Childe Matching Icons
♡ / ⇆ if saving | credit if using
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in an attempt to seduce alhaitham, kaveh quickly realizes he has been outrizzed
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kaveh, throwing his head onto alhaitham’s lap: tell me I'm pretty
alhaitham, lovingly stroking his hair: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are
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If you don't feel interested in romance, don't often have crushes, or dislike the idea of romance in general, I have news for you: Rare Sierra Nevada Red Fox Spotted In Southern Sierra Area For First Time In Nearly A Century
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"Bro why do you have Thoma on your team? He's not even a good sheild-"
BECAUSE I FUCKING WANT TO
He's NICE to ME
Offers HIS COAT when it RAINS
Says CUTE and NICE things
FUCK you lmao
Also if he's a " bad shield" then you obviously haven't built him correctly, cause his sheild- literally will not allow me to get any damage, so fuck right off
#I love when people tell me not to build characters a certain way#cuz then I get to say no fuck you to them#and build them how I want#like my main dps Tighnari Deepwood build#of my 2 pc maidens Xingqiu#I love funny Genshin builds
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Cyno: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Alhaitham, not looking up from his book: Did Tighnari say 'I love you' and you replied with 'thanks'?
Cyno: The reasons are personal!
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Cyno: This is it. This is my deathbed. My last day on earth.
Tighnari: I've seen you chase down 300 mercenaries, endure the power of a Divine Spirit, and take down a ruin guard with an injured shoulder. But a fever is what's going to do you in?
Cyno: I have a headache and I need to hug your tail to feel better.
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Cyno: My boyfriend is so cute.
Alhaitham: I heard he chased down a Fatui agent and fought him last week.
Cyno: I said "cute", not "harmless".
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liyue 1771910 years later
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