I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place

do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share

you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends

i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish

please dont crawl into my sleeves

(sings a duet with a cricket)

sometimes you guys are extremely strange but i have to forgive you because to me mutualship is like catholic marriage where you have to put up with weird bullshit forever amd you cant get a divorce no matter what

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

sick of seeing hate thrown towards “baby gays.” let them wear rainbows. let them wear their pride flags like capes. let them make jokes about their identity and talk about it all the time. let them wear tails and puppy ears. let them do what is constantly deemed as “cringe.” let them be excited about finally being able to express their true selves. they deserve it. we all deserve it.

vampire slayer kits

Accusing Palestinians of being self-centered Americans. That definitely doesn't make you look racist.

Don't bother thinking for a second this person isn't aware that they're strawmanning and lying out of their ass. They later accuse 'leftists of claiming Jews control the media' when that's the exact opposite of the basis for the claim, even if we take their replacement of Israel with 'Jews' at face value. The basis of the statement 'Israel uses American events as a distraction' fundamentally means they are not in control of the media, they are waiting for the right moment to maximize damage while the cameras are turned away. They're not in control of the media they're using it opportunistically. But yeah it's a strawman, it's not supposed to make sense it's just supposed to make you agree with it without thinking about the actual argument which they cannot refute. Here's a compilation of massacres committed by the zionist occupation that coincide with major world news events that helped serve as a cover, courtesy of @fairuzfan.

Anyways. If someone is getting this aggressive about talking points Palestinians have engaged in for years concerning the means the occupation uses to massacre us, they are not just a zionist but a violent one at that. This person is nothing less than a genocidal freak who seeks nothing more than to silence Palestinians as we are being murdered en masse.

Accusing Palestinians of being self-centered Americans. That definitely doesn't make you look racist.

Don't bother thinking for a second this person isn't aware that they're strawmanning and lying out of their ass. They later accuse 'leftists of claiming Jews control the media' when that's the exact opposite of the basis for the claim, even if we take their replacement of Israel with 'Jews' at face value. The basis of the statement 'Israel uses American events as a distraction' fundamentally means they are not in control of the media, they are waiting for the right moment to maximize damage while the cameras are turned away. They're not in control of the media they're using it opportunistically. But yeah it's a strawman, it's not supposed to make sense it's just supposed to make you agree with it without thinking about the actual argument which they cannot refute. Here's a compilation of massacres committed by the zionist occupation that coincide with major world news events that helped serve as a cover, courtesy of @fairuzfan.

Anyways. If someone is getting this aggressive about talking points Palestinians have engaged in for years concerning the means the occupation uses to massacre us, they are not just a zionist but a violent one at that. This person is nothing less than a genocidal freak who seeks nothing more than to silence Palestinians as we are being murdered en masse.

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

black and brown bloggers will describe a racist phenomenon in a slightly jesting way and white people will very openly flock to the notes proudly saying “i do that!!! xD”. No shame at all. Appalling, really

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

"Elderly Palestinian couple looking at their former home, now occupied by a couple from Brooklyn. 🇵🇸" [@/RamAbdu on X. April 4th, 2024.]

HEATHERS (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

CAMILA MENDES as VERONICA LODGE RIVERDALE “Chapter Twenty-Five: The Wicked and The Divine” (2017-2023)

it's so annoying seeing posts about Jewish culture—cutesy posts about fighting with g-d that appeal to Christian atheists' religious trauma, posts with Jewish music, posts with pictures of beautiful Jews—getting tens or even hundreds of thousands of notes, but the moment someone makes a post about antisemitism—about how it's built in to Western society, about how it's insidious and creeping, about how you've probably internalized it, about the difficulties we face and the grief we feel—they fail to break jumblr containment. Don't get me wrong, I love that goyim are celebrating Jewish culture as something beautiful and wonderful, but that can't be all we are to you. We're real people with real problems that you can't just ignore in favor of reblogging posts about bagels or whatever

genuinely especially with everything happening in britain rn with regards to trans healthcare we need to start shutting down the "your brain doesn't fully develop until 25!" pseudoscience bullshit asap

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.