i love places that are like DO NOT BE LATE FOR YR APPOINTMENT. YOU CANNOT BE LATE. IF YOU ARE LATE FOR YR APPOINTMENT WE WILL CHARGE YOU ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. then you get there early just to sit in a waiting room 45 minutes past when yr appointment was.

self-proclaimed punk fans on this website suddenly really scared of violence in music only when it comes to rap

hey everyone my tummy hurts but please don't cry too hard for me. a few tears are fine though.

hi your username is so based that's all

THANK U i’m never letting this url go <3

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

cis people are so difficult to talk to about gender because you’ll be like ‘I am quantum physics” and they’ll be like what the hell does that even mean, whereas trans people will just say, “ah good choice; I will be the sunshine, I will be my moon at night”

For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.