I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

citationless behavior

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

critically acclaimed but the critics are me and my mutuals

Not now kitten daddy has to listen to one song on repeat until the mere mention of it makes him sick

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

avril lavigne's "girlfriend" was truly a hater anthem. like your gf's hole is busted and ik you wanna fuck me. maybe i'll let you lmfao

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

Been on tumblr 60 years and I’m still not bored

Once again I have to appreciate that on Tumblr the most anticipated event of the year is a 6-month-long book club and/or listening party of the novel Dracula. Just regular old Dracula the actual novel not a retelling or a TV series just the unabridged novel itself