A beautifully tiled 90s public washroom.

Bathrooms, Collins Design, 2004 📚

Salvaged & scanned by @jpegfantasy 🖨️

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

One of my favourite things about the library is a prickly old lady named Angèle who often comes on the same day as me, and who systematically returns her books with the comment “Well, that was utter nonsense” (using a delightfully quaint word for nonsense, “sornette”). The librarian told me that she tends to forget which books she’s already read and is always drawn to the same books (“covers with pictures of plants, or birds, or Patrick Modiano”) so that she often borrows the same book numerous times and brings it back proclaiming it to be utter nonsense (“des sornettes, des sornettes !”) with the same gravitas every time. All the regulars love our grouchy local book reviewer with her one and only critique. One of them said if the village’s gazette were still a thing she would have been offered a weekly literary column. And recently a little girl selected a book and asked the librarian if she could recommend it to the old lady, and she came in again this week full of anticipation, asking if “Madame Sornette” had borrowed her book over the holidays, and the librarian said soberly, “yes, I’m afraid your book was utter nonsense”, and the kid started giggling like it was the funniest joke she had ever heard. 

I’m that mutual that is literally always online and every time you check ya dash you’re like damn does that girl not have a life and the answer is no

A HORRIBLE URGE OVERTAKES HER… A FEY MOOD ENRAPTURES HER... "I want to play Skyrim again"… DEVILS AT THE GATES GRABBING AT ME THROUGH THE BARS

taking a drivers test in 45 minutes very nervy

just did my evil deed for the day (moved the bookmark in my dad's book back by one page)

On This Day In History

March 21st, 2006: Social media site Twitter is founded.

the real reason tiktok generated so much misinformation on mental health is because of the amount of teenagers on there who reached the "woah i'm so sick and twisted...no one will ever understand" stage of being a teenager. except instead of becoming emo they're sharing bad takes online. SAD

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone’s like oh he’s fallen into madness again, he’ll be fine later i guess

god the transgender sluts you put on this earth to do slut activities are being forced to work food service and retail

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

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whats underneath the lid ...

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okay. i have made a new blog. a fresh new thing to feast your eyes upon. you can follow me at @ifeelfish if you'd like to refollow/remain mutuals with me lol