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Stardew Valley (2016) - dev. ConcernedApe

I like him

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

I care more about being spoiled about what Chocolate Guy is making at the start of his tiktok videos than I do about Marvel movies. Don't post "chocolate guy makes a ____" in the description, I want to see him pour chocolate into an egg mold and then 2 minutes later be like "oohh shit " when I realize that it's actually a life size chocolate model of himself making a life size chocolate model of himself making a solid chocolate model of himself making a

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

Não me culpe por minhas atitudes. O médico prescreveu 20ml de #kangle, duas vezes por dia.

Se for fã de #ordem paranormal, curte. Se for fã de #latam, reblogue.

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

isekai anime where main character goes to Brazil

Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever