my iphone, crying and struggling to breathe: p-please! update your software...!
me, forcing my iphone's head back underwater: fuck you
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the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it
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Hijikata × Chidsuru!
It’s been a while since I draw something last time.
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what studying languages is like
latin: words like 'yes' and 'no' aren't important. memorize these 3000 different ways to talk about killing people though because you will use them
greek: hello naughty students it's participle time
egyptian: ancient pictionary
french: pronouncing every letter is for chumps
german: let's combine every other word together to create the U L T I M A T E F R A N K E N W O R D
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japanese trailer: a touching story about how pokemon brings people together despite different walks of life
us/uk trailers: UFCKGIIGN POEKEMON WHATEVER YOU’LL BUY IT!! FUCK YOU
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don’t you fucking roleplay at me on my shitposts
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I can’t stop thinking about these two dorks lately
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