davedavidaveson
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#ayo i didnt request this but omg#real#this blog is so fucking old it outdates my old ex but its ok bc i still have parner#shoutout to bunni and eri the real ones
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commitment to the bit to lovers
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I was just born, what do I do?
take uquiz to find out which pokémon is your perfect pokématch. base your personality off of that
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Assigning if they would be good cooks or not
Trolls:
Karkat: Really fucking good at cooking under the right circunstances, this being when his life is not under constante danger
Aradia: I feel like she cooks really simple but nice and warm meals :)
Tavros: Decent at best, he makes really good stews though (or whatever is the equivalent for a troll stew)
Sollux: My man only eats microwaved dinners or store-bought food, is only good at making scrambled eggs
Nepeta: Would be better if she knew what seasoning was </3
Kanaya: Surprisingly bad at it, decent if she is following a recipe
Terezi: She eats fucking chalk, what do you think
Vriska: I feel like she is another who only eats store bought food, would be pretty good if she actually cooked something
Equius: The curse of being a good cook but not being able to cook anything because You destroye everything </3
Gamzee: Don't
Eridan: He hasnt seet foot in a kitchen in his life, could make a really good sandwich
Feferi: Great at it but prefers making desserts :D
Humans:
June: Pretty good at it, when she decides to cook that is
Rose: Decent at best, not pleased about it
Dave: Do not let him near a kitchen or he will create something that is a crime against humanity
Jade: Surprisingly good considering she was raised by a dog
Dirk: Not as bad as Dave, still not good either
Jane: Fucking great at it, but obviously focus on desserts
Jake: Another one who doesnt know seasoning, god bless him
Roxy: Decent for someone who lived in the apocalypse
#dave fictive here#you are so fucking right. im not allowed to front and cook#like yeah small things like mac and cheese and grilled cheese ok#anything more than that and someone else has to front#i cant use the oven either thats so off limits
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TG: girls kiss other girls
TG: and no one bats an eye
TG: but when i kiss my homies goodnight
TG: society
TG: society calls me gay
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#you energy#<- yeah#apple war...#my bro died in the apple war. i never mourned his death#i just pelted more apples at his corpse#ok anyways#--#gay tag
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what if we were little cats and we touched noses. what then?
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16 past peak comedy and my boy just kept adding to it
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@davedavidaveson
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you guys need to get your facts straight.
@carcinogamer is not a dave kinnie. hes a dave kisser. me specifically
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here it is!! i found out the hard way that pesterquest sprites are fucking HARD so i'll post that one another time (not right now though)
for 🎛 anon
sprite edits are still 2/5
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when thw
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here it is!! i found out the hard way that pesterquest sprites are fucking HARD so i'll post that one another time (not right now though)
for 🎛 anon
sprite edits are still 2/5
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obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love
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he comes with a little bit (a little bit) of swag
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man the dash is really fucking dead rn holy shit
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