daughterofkos
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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.
When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”
He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds
…anyway. that was an interaction I had once
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The Fallout show is pretty fun so far. I still have 3 episodes to go. Everytime Lucy said "Okey dokey", this was all I could picture.
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this whole ouroboros thing keeps coming back to bite me in the ass
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!
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I have seen things that you humans cannot even imagine.
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Edge o' Beyond | Charlotte Ciel • in Charlotte sky blue rose embroidery on sheer tulle + silk | waspie has detachable suspender straps
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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)
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Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt
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what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war
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me on ellen
ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of the fallout series
me: yeah
*loud, thundering booms are heard from outside of the studio and a siren begins to wail as the audience breaks out into complete pandemonium*
me: oh my god ellen you didn’t
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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