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dateagirlwhosweird · 2 days
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Date a girl whose will to live is tied to an AC unit
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Date a girl who is a nesting doll of girls
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Date a girl whose height changes based on the weather
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dateagirlwhosweird · 2 days
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date a girl who [trips and spills notecards everywhere] ah fuck. ah shit
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dateagirlwhosweird · 3 days
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Date a girl who will bring you pain. Date a girl who will bring you horror. So that you may rise above it and be worthy of HER love.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 3 days
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Date a girl who sparkles with the power to repel evil.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 3 days
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Date a girl whom you cannot defeat with a blade that does not sparkle with the power to repel evil.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 3 days
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date a girl who creates bumpers for a fake tv channel
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dateagirlwhosweird · 4 days
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date a girl who promises if you buy a bag of shredded cheese she won't eat it all over the sink at 2 am in a state of cheese induced bacchanalia she seriously promises this time
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dateagirlwhosweird · 4 days
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Date a girl who is a Fairy.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 4 days
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Date a girl who vague posts about her gfs on dateagirlwhosweird.
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dateagirlwhosweird · 4 days
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Date a girl who is never a God
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dateagirlwhosweird · 4 days
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Date a girl who died fighting a Balrog in the Deep Dark under Moria and then came back to life fundamentally changed
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dateagirlwhosweird · 5 days
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date a girl that people are afraid of because of her nasty sting but who likes you because you bring her and her sisters a dish of fresh water every day, so they swarm around you when you come out to the garden
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dateagirlwhosweird · 5 days
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date a girl with a slightly blue, clear body with little plastic dinosaurs suspended within it who lives in a little plastic container with a lid to keep her from drying out
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dateagirlwhosweird · 5 days
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date a girl who is obsessed with cheese
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dateagirlwhosweird · 5 days
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date a girl who you have to keep in a cone of shame to keep her from chewing on the stitches
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