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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
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The fact that my parents own the South Park album Chef Aid while also owning TWO copies of Mindy McCreedy’s country album If You Don’t Stay the Night is worryingly enough the funniest thing my parents have ever done.
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“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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Wednesday: It’s on my bucket list to rediscover the classic torture technique of being crushed by elephants.
Enid: WEDNESDAY! YOU WILL NOT LET ELEPHANTS STOMP ON YOU!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *Sighs and rolls her eyes* Yes, mi amor.
Enid: Wednesday…
Wednesday: *stomps her foot and huffs* Fine! I won’t let any elephants stomp on me…. not even baby elephants.
Enid: Wait! *whispers* Do you actually have baby elephants?
Wednesday: *smiles* Of course, mi lobo. Do want to see them?
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Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing
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Jason: the legion didn’t raise a quitter!
Leo: NO! THEY RAISED AN IDIOT WHO CAN’T TAKE BREAKS GO TO BED ITS 3 AM, STOP TRAINING?
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