darklylucid
Darkly dreaming, but never screaming.
41, she / her but I happily accept 'dude', proud slasher / monster fucker, Ghost enthusiast & Nameless Ghoul adorer, Aegosexual. Considering that I both write AND reblog 'NSFW' content, I *will* block anyone who is under 18 from following me. Minors DNI !
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@vincent-sinclair-deserved-better WATCH IT so we can squeal at each other over 'The Other' 😆
TJ MIKELOGAN'S HALLOWEEN 2023 EVENT, Day 23
haunted houses: HELL FEST (2018) dir. Gregory Plotkin
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Kelly! Hi! Just checking in cause I wanted to ask how you’re doing? I haven’t been very active lately, but I had a cute thought. Lester, freckled by the sun, his hair slowly curling up at his ears as it dampens lightly with sweat, his tongue poked out of the corner of his mouth, a look of concentration on his face as he stares intently at the ground. A bright smile suddenly tugs at his lips, illuminating his whole face with mirth. “Ha! I found another one, Bo! That makes twelve! How many do you got again, two?!” He’d rush towards the spot in front of the tree, sliding a bit as he falls to the ground, his hands instantly moving toward the little piece of treasure on the ground. He’d be so careful, plucking it gently out of the ground and cradling it in his hands. Mushroom soup was so much better than roadkill.
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I went mushroom hunting for the first time in my life with my boyfriend and his family today and got caught in barbed wire (why there was a random string of barbed wire connected to a tree, I will never know) and literally face planted the ground! (I’m okay!! My shoe is shredded thought lmbo) it was hilarious. I laughed . Nobody else did. It was embarrassing. For some reason I still can’t comprehend, I then proceeded to lay flat on the ground while everyone stared at me. I wonder if they can tell that I don’t get out much 🤣🤣
It was fun though. I’m me so I felt out of place but like, I’m very glad I agreed to go. I never wanna do it again, but it was fun to see everybody so happy and excited to search for mushrooms. I hadn’t had any plans of hiking this summer, but after that, I kinda miss it. I wanna try and see some waterfalls. Maybe the sun and a long walk is exactly what this year needs.
(Also friendly warning that if you’re a easily freckled person and you’ve been out in the woods, that tiny new “freckle” might not be a freckle after all and could very well be a baby tick.)
This ended up being a bit longer than I thought it would be. Sorry!! I hope you’re having the bestest of Mondays.
- Lily ❤️.
How, HOW could I have possibly known just from reading this bit in the middle - 'I went mushroom hunting for the first time in my life with my boyfriend and his family today and got caught in barbed wire' that this ask was from YOU? OMGFG, Lily...MOTHERFUCKIN' BUBBLE WRAP, I *swear*
Also...💕 LILY!!! 💕
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you somehow managed to find the only bit of barbed wire within 50 miles to trip over. It's such a you thing to do 😂
I'm glad your face is ok, and it's far better to have a shredded shoe than a shredded foot...with your luck, you could've gotten Necrotizing Fasciitis (don't look it up, really...DON'T) 💀
There is no shame in tripping over something in the woods, and I definitely would have helped you up...after I took a photo, of course! 😊
That is a beautiful HOW thought...and I can see Lester being quite an accomplished mushroom forager, especially with all the books he scavenged from the derelict home of one of Ambrose's former residents, a retired Mycologist who now serves as a permanent fixture in the House Of Wax...
Please be very careful, Lily, as mushroom foraging can be both incredibly fun and incredibly dangerous, and people have died from either cooking a meal made with foraged mushroom they thought were harmless, or have had them deliberately fed to them by someone intent on causing their untimely death...
That being said, can you just imagine Lester trying to teach Bo and Vincent the difference between 'this is safe to eat' and 'if you eat this it will hurt the entire time you are dying'?
(Yes, mushroom soup IS oftentimes better than roadkill...except when it comes to raccoon roadkill stroganoff made WITH foraged mushrooms!)
How he would gently explain to a gravely disappointed Vincent that the mushrooms he thought were rare and expensive Morels were, in fact, 'False Morels', one of the most poisonous mushrooms in the state, and how he would promise to bring him some real Morels from 'that fancy-ass grocery store' the next time he went into town...
...or, how he would smack Bo with his hat and give him a stern lecture after Bo tried to convince him that the freshly picked basket of 'Fly Agaric' mushrooms couldn't possibly be poisonous because Mario ate them all the time in the 'Super Mario Brothers' games...
(Red cap...white spots, it *looks* safe to eat, therefore they *are* safe to eat...right?)
Now, as for tics, the closest I ever get to plant life is browsing the produce section of the local grocery store! I don't hike or take walks in the woods, so, that's one less thing to worry about!
If you ever do see some waterfalls, I expect pictures! I've never seen one in person, but, I can live vicariously through your adventures!
Sorry for the lateness of the reply, but TECHNICALLY, today is still 'a' Monday, right? 😅
Last Monday was pretty good, but unfortunately, it preceded a shit week and an even worse weekend (nearly three days of stress-induced panic attacks was not restful, but at least I was off those three days...small miracles, right?)
I miss you, Lily...my DM's are always open for you! *Hugs* 💕
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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American Cinematographer - Vol. 86, No. 5, May 2005
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Didn't you know, Dark Knight?
You can't fight fear
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Making Choso cum from zero contact. Whispering teasingly into his ear while his hands are bound above him. Reddened cock standing hard and tall as your voice sent shivers through his body. Each velvety word that fell past your lips making his cock twitch as he rut up against nothing.
“Aww would you look at that, you’re so hard f’ me baby.” You cooed, kissing his cheek softly as he whimpered needily. His hips jerking into nothing as you watched his cock twitch. Your boyfriend tearily begging you to touch him when you start encouraging him to cum for you. His muffled moans getting louder as he thrust up once more, spilling long messy spurts into the air and onto his skin.
You giggle softly before poking at his cock, a choked whine falling past his lips as his face heated up. Eyes pleading you to finally put your hands to use.
#This is the very *definition* of what 'being mean to him in all the best possible ways' means 😍#I had a HUGE smile on my face the entire time I was reading this 😊#Choso 💕
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missing my chosie wosie pookie wookie
#Oh look...it's my newest 'comfort character' and current love of my life that I'll be mentally staying in bed all day with 💕#(He will get SOME sleep because he clearly desperately needs it 😂)
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes
Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views
Shoutout to all underappreciated artists who do amazing work and receive no recognition
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Another drawing of Scarecrow from last year. Inspired by The Long Halloween animated movie. Easily one of my fave DC animations. I've always preferred animation over live action when it comes to the Batman franchise.
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I’ve got another orange cat video to show....
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Scarecrow: Year One || Jonathan Crane Character Pages
#OOoooooh...a lefty. An old term for that was 'sinister-handed' - sinister in latin meaning something evil or ominous. It suits him 💋#Also...Year One Scarecrow my love...💕
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💕 Look at Erika's sweet kitty Lyssa and hear her PURR!!! 💕
How am I supposed to study??🥺🥺🥺🥺
At the end I'm trying to coax her onto my desk chair so she doesn't potentially hurt herself jumping down; I have a printer one side of the desk next to the fridge and my waste bin at the other side so it's a narrow jump and I didn't want her to get hurt.
But here she is jumping up on my desk, something she has never done in the four years we've had her, keeping me company and cheering me up by being her loving self for a little bit 🥺❤️
She got down okay, I made sure of it.🙏
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