Disney plus is not even available in china i am begging you to stop blaming American homophobia on China

TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:

Highly highly specific scenario just came to mind but like. Freemind and Gorgeous arguing over something mundane and Feetman is trying to kee the piece when all of a sudden freeman whistles (one of those LOUD ones that quiet a room) and everyone steps into fucking line bc he glares directly into their souls and signs “you WILL be silent for this caterpillar doing a jig, or I will fold you like an omelette”

KING OF ALL ASKS

I’ve been wanting to do a thing like this for a while. Behold my amazing animu mongah skills there wow swoons

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

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currently accepting applications for a sugar daddy but they just buy me fancy yarns and then I can make them hats for their cats or something

A little comic about how Shinki was early into being adopted by Gaara.

Having been alone to fend for himself, Shinki only knows to protect himself. The thought of acting for the sake of others is just not a logical thought to him. Gaara understand this, it’s something he dealt with as a child as well when he had no one but himself to rely on. So…he tries to teach Shinki in a way that resonated with him. 

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

Just want to say how proud of i am of america right now. Removing a dictator during a dictatorship is near impossible (typically it takes civil war or a death/ power vacuum) but for four years you’ve been fighting back and now you’re fighting a heavily rigged, horribly unfair election and not giving Trump that “landslide victory” dictators typically get. I want you to know that many of us across the world, see those 50/50 looking results and don’t see america as half and half but 30% cultists who were given an easy vote and 70% people who’s vote was very hard to get out (we saw the lines, we saw the fake ballotboxes) and often outright thrown away. We hear that more people voted for Biden than have ever voted for a candidate before. We see your judges fighting to have every vote counted and the diverse new congressfolks you’ve voted in. The narrative of a close race omits that one team had skates on a downhill road and the other had an obstacle couse littered with dirty needles, fences to break through, barbed wire to crawl under and rabid dogs blocking the way.

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

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