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33. pan. villain. general menace. president of the jeffelo appreciation society.
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I hate that I have to do this, but I may wind up losing my home or being bankrupt if I can't come up with at least 10% of this.
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I decided to make this post here before I scuttle away again. This loss tragic and heartbreaking. Especially to something as unpredictable and senseless as a car accident.
But I also know that hearing about news like this can be distressing and triggering for people and their mental health. If you’ve been struggling or the discourse in the community has you feeling lost, I’ve put a list of mental health and suicide hotline numbers for different countries under the cut.
Argentina: +5402234930430
Australia: 131114
Austria: 017133374
Belgium: 106
Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05
Botswana: 3911270
Brazil: 212339191
Bulgaria: 0035 9249 17 223
Canada: 5147234000 (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)
Croatia: 014833888
Denmark: +4570201201
Egypt: 7621602
Finland: 010 195 202
France: 0145394000
Germany: 08001810771
Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000
Hungary: 116123
Iceland: 1717
India: 8888817666
Ireland: +4408457909090
Italy: 800860022
Japan: +810352869090
Mexico: 5255102550
New Zealand: 0508828865
The Netherlands: 113
Norway: +4781533300
Philippines: 028969191
Poland: 5270000
Russia: 0078202577577
Spain: 914590050
South Africa: 0514445691
Sweden: 46317112400
Switzerland: 143
United Kingdom: 08006895652
USA: 18002738255
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ONE LAST "MY MAN" POST.
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well y'all, it's truly been the darkest timeline. ✌️
i'll probably still reblog stuff here on occassion, but i'm moving on.
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The way I just spammed @werewolves’s DMs.
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The temptation to archive this blog and start over with a new URL I only give like 15 of you is so real.
#The absolute shit in my ask box right now.#PLUS the “this about you?” messages of people’s shit posts and “isn’t this still your gif up here?” messages.
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There's a uquiz I really want to make but I don't know if I can publicly drag myself that bad
#mature for my age#the teachers say it as a compliment#when they notice you are just wandering around the playground not interacting with anybody.#you read books that are at an advanced reading level.#you did not turn in your assignment on that book.#they tell you you're a model student because you never cause problems in class.#you need to go to therapy.#tbh this is the most accurate uquiz response i’ve ever gotten#my dad just called me this morning and told me i was an old soul too lmao
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Not to give you Another Wrestling Moodboard Request™️, but could I ask for Brandon Cutler, specifically back when he had his dnd/dragon gimmick?
🎲🎲🎲
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Anyway, see y’all for Dynamite tonight.
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I love him (derogatory) and I want to strangle him with my bare hands (affectionate)
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my body is revolting against me.
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Brody: What are you doing?
Buddy: I have been practicing Eddie’s handwriting. I’m going to write mean things about Ortiz and plant it for him to see.
Brody:
Buddy: I know what you’re thinking. It might be too devious.
Julia: It’s literally from Mean Girls.
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William Regal: *casually walks into Dynamite, sits down at commentary* Man in the mask, you’re looking positively scrumptious like a little biscuit I —
Excalibur: Didn’t you leave?
Regal: *continues like he said nothing* A little biscuit I’d like to nibble on thoughtfully between sips of my tea.
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how can you be unhappy after seeing this video of michelle yeoh and sandra oh dancing to whitney houston ??
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I know the Jeffelo Appreciation Society collectively lost its mind the other day after they posted that ab-ulous picture of him after BOLA. But that is not the most attractive picture of him.
His Scrooge McDuck costume is. He said he handmade it.
I will take no further questions about this because it’s not discussion. It is fact.
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