Obsessed with this pixel art by @pixeljeff He never ceases to amaze me!

Music:  24kGoldn - Mood (Official Video) ft. Iann Dior

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

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((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

"The trolley problem makes you ethically complacent because it releases you from a third option" the Trolley Problem is a fucking thought experiment, idiot, and a real-life comparison to matters where you DO NOT HAVE A THIRD FUCKING OPTION.

Shut the fuck up, oh my god.

I wish my dream would come true

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

Beaded cloisonné hermit crab by Amy Kopperude.

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

This is also how you reset the cat to make it eat the half full bowl of kibble. Allow me to explain

1: pick up cat

2: rotate cat 180° facing away from the food bowl

3: put down cat

4: shake food bowl

5: pick up cat

6: rotate cat 180° facing toward the food bowl

7: put down cat

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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Im so sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing

everytime dungeon meshi focuses on characters outside of the touden party you can really feel the looming horror of the dungeon,, only the touden party is having a silly fun time by virtue of eating the horrors