one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^

I promise the noise this person makes as they fly past me into the abyss is worth turning your sound on for

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

so go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy that's fine I'll tell mine you're still gay and that's final

in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

this blog is an iceberg. the things i’m NOT posting about could fill oceans

50% of doctor who is "the humans are the real monsters and 50% of it is "the monsters with lasers are the real monsters" and you literally never know which one you're gonna get until you get it!

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

why do people love rubbing buzz cuts so much

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

star cat makes a comet

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

this is to this day my favorite art advice i've ever seen. who is out here like damn figuring out where shadows go is just too hard. guess i've got to simply redraw this pose perfectly at a completely different angle and FOV