oh emily wilson translation of the iliad we’re really in it now

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel living in the garden of evil

Listen to me I am sick of your dumb ass reincarnating as animals over and over again and coming to visit me at my house as a supposed "sign of your presence" I keep killing the things you come back as every time on purpose I do not want a dog to live here nor a cat nor a beautiful bird nor that which crawls beneath the Earth. We're THROUGH. The relationship ended when your life as a human did. I get that you want to keep this "Twin flame" soul mate reincarnation bullshit afloat but 1. I will not be returning to the cycle of death and rebirth due to my dark heart AND 2. Even if I did come back, good luck being born a human around the same time as me once more. Asshole. I'm salting the earth around my yard so that from the ground no plants may grow and from there comes no germs from plants, no bugs from germs, no birds from bugs, no beasts from birds. No you.

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

*laying my head on astarions chest and looking up at him dreamily* so how many public places have you been banned from because you couldnt keep your fucking mouth shut

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

if u think more than one, or someone else, add in the tags!

Me [saw a foppish dandy and got so hard i swooned]: i think i hauve Consumption

HALT!✋😐

did you remember to express gratitude for not having to subsistence farm today?

literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

oh sorry

Alice Notley, In the Pines