“i can’t let gang know i fw this🗣️🗣️‼️” those aren’t your friends 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💥💥

Customer: NICKNAME: PRONOUNCED ARRON DMV: THREATENING (NAME ISNT AARON) Verdict: ACCEPTED

"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up

New Orleans ❤

Who are you? I know I'm supposed to know who you are, being that you're some kind of celebrity. But I do not know where, how, and why you are famous. So, what book did you write? What movie did you starred in? What movie was based on one of your books? Given the case that you've written a book, is there a chance I will need to read it at some point during my literature classes in university? Or are you a physicist?

I'm a physicist.

everyone say goodbye to the boop spike :(

The fourth wall has been shattered

After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

BEN: [Throws open door]

BEN: So you two ARE having sex!

Y/N and EJ: [Innocently lying around and reading]

EJ: We are? Y/N, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

"I kinda feel like an 🍊"

a conversation that probably happened as the jewish people were leaving egypt

person A: oh shit theres no time for my bread to rise we aren't gonna get out of here on time

person B: so just?? dont let it rise. bake it like that.

person A: itll be flat and weird though? do you really think that's a good idea

person B: yeah, it's just a few fucked up loaves of bread. in a couple years no one will even remember it!

Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

YOU ARE MISTAKEN

With the casting of season two of PJO coming up, I keep seeing people talk about who they want for certain roles like Tyson, Thalia, Silena, etc., but I think we’re forgetting about the most obvious and important casting decision. By that, I mean I will never be truly happy until Jack Black is cast as Blackjack. I genuinely couldn't care less about the casting; I trust the casting director with my life, but if I don’t get to hear the voice of Jack Black call Walker Scobell "boss,” I don’t think I’ll ever be truly satisfied. If Lin Manuel Miranda can be Hermes, I fully believe we can get Jack Black

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