-Geralt finally gets his head out of his ass and wants to make amends with Jaskier. Or maybe he has just finally begrudgingly admitted to himself that he misses the bard's obnoxious company. Whatever the case, he starts searching him out.
-By asking around, he learns that Jaskier stopped performing quite some time ago - maybe months, maybe years, idk. Word is he has returned to Oxenfurt and become a professor.
-Geralt thinks that sounds absolutely re-goddamn-diculous, but it's the only lead he has so he lets the road carry him to Oxenfurt.
-Sure enough, Jaskier is teaching. Mythology. Using his adventures with Geralt to undo all the misinformation that was once taught, and, shit, he's actually a charming and engaging teacher
-Geralt has a bit of a crisis because Jaskier is actually really smart and paid attention on their travels and genuinely cares about accuracy, and also seeing him again is making Geralt realize how much he missed Jaskier???
-But Jaskier is still angry at Geralt and Geralt doesn't understand how to emotion or apologize, so... It's rough going. And he stubbornly hangs around the university like a lost, confused puppy for a little while.
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So, uh, I had a bunch of thoughts and it turned into 1500 words of whatever this is
Building off my previous post about Jaskier getting captured by Nilfgaard or whatever and Geralt being confronted by a Doppler wearing his face (and please be mindful that literally all I know about the Witcher is from Netflix and stuff posted in the Geraskier tag here on Tumblr lol)
-Yennefer was also, at some point, captured by Nilfgaard. Probably during that last big climactic battle after she sort of self-destructed. She eventually manages to free herself, being all magical and badass, and she finds Jaskier in his cell. Heâs beaten, bloodied, and generally in really rough shape. Despite their differences, she takes pity on him â even he doesnât deserve to be subject to Nilfgaardâs cruelty â and she frees him, too.
-When Geralt finally tracks Jaskier down to wherever he was being held, the place is half-destroyed and Jaskier is gone. Heâs left wondering what happened to his bard, unsure if he survived whatever was unleashed on the place.
-Thus starts the wild adventures of Yennefer and Jaskier travelling together. They donât really plan to become travel companions, it just sort of happens â they spend some time in the same town together for a while, recuperating from their imprisonment, and they sort of bond. Jaskier probably performs Her Sweet Kiss in a tavern somewhere while trying to scrounge together some coin, and Yennefer is like, âFirst of all, I know that song is about me and Geralt. Second of all, I know that song is about YOU and Geralt.â
-They bond over their heartbreak and form a Fuck You, Geralt club.
-Months or years down the line, Geralt is wandering through a town with Ciri, looking for easy monsters to kill to train her and pick up coin. He hears a familiar voice â Jaskier singing in a nearby tavern. Heâs shocked and excited and filled with trepidation â the last time he saw Jaskier, after all, it was a Doppler â but he enters the tavern with Ciri in tow.
-Ciri recognizes Jaskier as Julian, the charming bard who used to perform regularly in Cintra when she was a little girl. Her mother adored him and grandmother was deeply suspicious of him. When her parents died, he stopped visiting. But she knows that face and she knows that voice â he hasnât changed a bit.
-Jaskier was performing some sort of solemn and bitter song about the White Wolf. Not hateful or damning â he canât bear to actually sully Geraltâs reputation, given that he a) is in love with the bastard, and b) worked so hard to make a good name for him. But the song isnât celebratory or happy or adoring. Iâm thinking maybe even just the literal Song of The White Wolf from the OST.
-He catches Geraltâs eye shortly after Geralt enters, faltering on a line. Which NEVER happens. When Jaskier stops singing altogether, Geralt gestures for him to continue. âDonât stop on my account. Iâve not heard this particular song.â
-Jaskier finishes his song. Geralt stands in the doorway like a doofus, listening to him sing, stung by the words, but strangely overwhelmed with relief and fondness to see his bard and alive and well and still doing what he loves.
-When Jaskier finishes the song, he tells his enraptured audience that he will unfortunately have to cut his evening short, grabs his things, and B-lines for a backdoor. Geralt moves to follow, but Yennefer basically materializes from the shadows to block his path. Heâs confused and shocked to discover that theyâre travelling together, Yennefer tells him to leave well enough alone, and she soon follows after Jaskier with Geralt watching in bewilderment
-Sometime later, Jaskier is again captured â but not by Nilfgaard.
-Yennefer seeks out Geralt. Explains what happened. Jaskier has been brought back to court to serve as Viscount. Geralt is ashamed that he did not, exactly, realize Jaskier was titled, to which Yennefer calls him an ass and points out that she heard Jaskier ramble about it on numerous occasions long before they even went on the fateful dragon hunt together. Geralt had always tuned him out, because he was an asshole and a shitty friend
-They head to Lettenhove. Jaskier is surprised to see Geralt, but quickly masks it with anger. Tells Geralt to fuck off and let him live his life. Thereâs some back and forth â Ciri and Yennefer try to talk to him, too, but to limited success, and itâs determined that Geralt has the best chance of getting a straight answer from him (because Jaskier is in love with him, though he doesnât know that, and also because he has known Jaskier the longest and knows how to connect with him, no matter how shitty he actually is at doing so)
-Heâs not actually captured or imprisoned or being held for ransom or anything of that sort. Heâs literally just gone back to Lettenhove to properly serve as Viscount. But that doesnât make any sense, because Jaskier clearly never had any interest in doing so, considering he left behind the comfort of nobility to live the rough life of a travelling bard. And he did this for DECADES. Clearly, something happened that forced him to return.
-Geralt finally gets an explanation from him: Nilfgaard (or maybe some other force, idk) has been moving in on Lettenhove. Their movement has been slow and insidious, enough to be a clear danger, but not enough that Lettenhove can seek aid/support from any of its neighbours. They donât stand a chance against this threat alone, and they donât want to be sitting on the defensive waiting for the inevitable.
-But if this enemy took an obvious, aggressive action against Lettenhove or its nobility, they could vie for protection and support from their neighbours. Enter Jaskier â a noble who has essentially never served his station, which means he isnât needed and he wonât be missed. They want to stage an assassination against him and frame their enemy for it.
-Geralt immediately tells Jaskier he canât do this. Jaskier, scowling at him, sneers, âYou donât control me, Geralt. I decide my own fate.â
-(I also visualize this scene happening while Jaskier is nursing a goblet of wine. He follows up this statement by downing and then slamming the goblet onto a nearby table. The wine has stained his lips red and splattered onto his pale hand, and all Geralt can think of is blood.)
-Geralt tries to follow Jaskier as he walks away, to reason with him, drag him away, maybe even beg him, but Jaskier doesnât even look over his shoulder as he snaps his fingers and guards converge on Geralt to block his path. Geralt is left to watch Jaskier disappear through a door, slamming it shut behind him.
-Geralt tells Yennefer and Ciri. They are despondent and also like, âFuck that, nope, we wonât let him be assassinated.â
-The hit is slated to happen at a welcome home banquet the following night. The trio show up unannounced and uninvited to the banquet, and as soon as Jaskier sees them he tells the guards to see to it that theyâre removed. As guards crowd around them and start forcing them out of the hall, Geralt shouts, âJaskier, you canât do this!â And Jaskier just looks him dead in the eye and says, âJust let me live my life, Geralt. However I choose to.â
-Obviously, Geralt, Yennefer, and Ciri aren���t about to just LEAVE, but they also arenât going to fight and cause a huge scene. Itâs not just Lettenhove present at this banquet.
-They find windows with a good vantage point, watching for any sign of someone posing as the enemy.
-Later on in the night, Jaskier steps up to perform. He briefly explains the years he spent adventuring and singing, clutching his precious elven lute with a mix of reverence and fear. He says heâs leaving behind that life, but wants to sing one last time, for old timeâs sake. Of course he sings, âToss a Coin to Your Witcher.â
-During that building and repetitious final chorus, it happens. A Doppler had been hired to pose as one of the party guests, blending perfectly, and it emerges from the shadows in the guise of an enemy assassin, firing a crossbow bolt straight into Jaskierâs throat.
-The bard falls to his knees, clutching at his throat with one hand, gasping as blood pours over his hands, and Geralt is outside just SCREAMING because it happened too suddenly for Yennefer to try to stop it with her magic.
-But Jaskier is still clutching his lute with the other hand, and the beautiful filigree and detailing starts to glow. Itâs filled with elven magic, unbeknownst to him â the same magic that has kept him so young, the same magic that might have protected him from the Djinn had he carried his lute with him that day.
-In a panic, he tears the bolt free from his neck, the hole spurting and gushing blood â and then it stops. The blood flow slows. And the hole in his throat slowly seals. The glow fades from the lute, all the beautiful detailing gone, and Jaskier is left covered in his own blood but miraculously alive.
-There is a shocked pause before the entire banquet explodes into chaos. People cheering for Jaskierâs survival â outcry at the assassination attempt â demands to find the assassin that a select few people know has already shifted back into the guise of a bewildered party guest by this point, the perfect master of disguise.
-And Geralt bursts in through the fucking window, shoving people out of the way as he rushes toward Jaskier, who he grabs and pulls into the fiercest bear hug. In a low, rough voice, he rasps, âDonât ever scare me like that again.â
-And Jaskier canât even pretend to be angry anymore, because he genuinely thought he was about to die and he DIDNâT, so he hugs Geralt back and just sobs against his shoulder.
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(strategically placed Jask for Tumblrâs censorship xD)
But also~~
Also~~
We talk about Her Sweet Kiss, we talk about Toss a Coin, The Fishmongerâs Daughter, but why donât we talk about the fact that the prostitute knew practically all of Geraltâs scars because Jaskier sang about them??
Geralt: *drinks*
The woman: This⌠*chuckles, traces a scar* âŚI definitely know. *starts to sing softly* âThe vampiress bledâŚâ
Geralt: *sighs and keeps sighing through the song, because heâs heard it many times, I bet xd*
The woman: ââŚas white as a sheet. And yet her dead heart did beat. Did beatâŚâ *traces another scar on Geraltâs chest* The kikimora? *finds a scar on Geraltâs upper thigh, surprised* Hmm. I donât recall the bard singing of this one. Who would dare try and rob you of your treasure?
So, we canonically have Jaskier pestering Geralt about all the possible details (âoh come onnn, donât be so stingy with them, Geralt, really! âŚand you call yourself my muse, you mute oxâ) about his scars, how he got them, maybe even touching them on his body (âI need to SEE, Geralt, stop batting my hands away! Yeah, yeah, yes, I can see from a distance, shut upâ), describing them in a romantic manner (âWell excuse me, Geralt, the vampire lady might be dead, but even dead people get all flustered upon seeing your glorious naked chestâ), and knowing all of them except the one so close to the, ekhm, treasure? Or maybe Jaskier kept this one for himself :D? (âIâm scratching off that line, stop chasing me, for Meliteleâs sake, ITâS ERASED!â)
Anyway, my point, my point is, even though the on-screen scenes might not always suggest that, Jaskier and Geralt were clearly very comfortable around themselves off-screen - enough for Jaskier to literally sit with his notepad, stare at the very naked Geralt, and write a song about his scars while Geralt grumpily and patiently provided details needed for the lyrics. And I think itâs beautiful <3
And the sighing? The sighing?? How many times Geralt has heard that song that heâs all âŚah shit, here we go again xD?
I feel robbed, dear Netflix. Robbed. First no chamomile, now this? Pfff. I would actually like to see more scenes like that, it would make their relationship not seem as much one-sided as it sometimes does in the show
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Modern au where Geralt and Jaskier live next to or above each other in an apartment building and Jaskier is an aspiring musician who has a massive crush on his scary-ass neighbour who always seems to be in a bad mood. But the longer it goes on, the more he realizes Geralt is just quiet and isnât really that scary at all.Â
And maybe he writes a song about him. And maybe he sings it all the time.Â
And when Geralt shows up at his door one night, silent and looking less than impressed, Jaskier doesnât know what to do with himself. And when Geralt demands to know what that song is because itâs been stuck in my head for a month and I looked it up but it doesnât seem to be anywhere, Jaskier doesnât know how to tell him that itâs about him.
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He's cuddling his lute because he can't cuddle Geralt. Also, in the second gif it looks like he's looking at the space next to him, as if expecting, in his early morning grogginess, to see someone else laying near him.
Jaskier waking up alone - The Witcher Season 1, Episode 6. From our popular Gifs for Masochists-Series (click for part I)
You know, this could be so cute. The way heâs curled up, hugging his lute while sleeping, waking up all dazed and adorably confused..
If this wasnât Jaskier the morning after he basically confessed his feelings to Geralt and as a result Geralt spend the night with Yen and Jaskier was just left there as a mere afterthought and thatâs what Jaskier and his feelings were worth as in fricking nothing, aaaaaaah!!! đ¤ đŠ đ
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hi i keep thinking about a modern au where geralt is the super of an apartment building and jaskier is that neighbour that you always hear singing all the time
consider:
geralt is still a witcher and still does contracts and he's actually the landlord bc he bought the land himself like two hundred years ago and yennefer was technically the super for the building in that she used magic to keep things going smoothly but she's currently mad at him so geralt has to do all the upkeep himself for a while
she uses one of the first floor apartments for her own personal kind of magic shop thing
jaskier moves in with his guitar and a keyboard and he walks around singing literally all the time and it annoys the fuck out of geralt bc his witchery senses means that he can still hear jaskier from like two floors away
geralt one day has to come fix a particularly difficult clogged drain and then jaskier writes a stupid song about how his super is super or some shit and then the rest of the building starts singing it
ciri lives like right next door to geralt and geralt always ends up babysitting, somehow
she also likes to spend a lot of time with yennefer in her shop when she's (yen) not busy with clients, and ciri also starts to learn piano with jaskier
im also kind of taken with the idea that the building is a bit of a safe house for "monsters"
honestly i just like the imagery of geralt looking pissed off as fuck with a plunger in one hand and a toolbox in the other hand, wearing coveralls that are half off with the sleeves tied at the waist and a black shirt underneath
also i find it funny to imagine geralt trying to fix jaskier's radiator while jaskier sits on the couch playing meme songs on ukulele and maybe yennefer on the arm of the couch beside jask, laughing at geralt bc they all know she can literally just fix it with a wave of her hand but geralt's really annoyed her this time
and ciri can be his little helper sometimes when he needs to fix something but he's also watching over her, and she follows him into apartments wearing her own little set of coveralls and carrying a wrench for geralt
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Geralt/Jaskier fic recs
So itâs time for me to do a big list of all the great fics, that i enjoyed -Â please read the warning in AO3 tags, before proceeding! now, onward to the recs:
nothing is real âtil itâs gone series - itâs Daemon AU by @theaceace and itâs perfect!
where the wildflowers bloom - the whole buttercup series is beautiful, heartbreaking, amazingly written girl Jaskier AU retelling of the series, i canât stress enough how in love i am with this! Also itâs Jaskier/Yennefer/Geralt end gameÂ
i am flesh and i am bone - by @ninemelodies i love creature Jaskier fics! they are my jam, and i love Fae lore!Â
Second Refrain - there is nothing like a good fix-it story, and this fandom has a beautiful variation of those after ep.6Â
And how we come to be here - pining Geralt? sign me up!
You Suffer Alone, Not Anymore - by @seventfics , basically, i love every story by them, currently they are participating in Geraskier week and each story is a gem!
Your Hand, Fixed In Mine - by @seventfics Geralt and Jaskier are cursed to hold hands! it works for everyone involved! insert can you believe gif
could you love me one more day? - they are both pining so beautifully in this! also please read all of @athousandvictories stories, they are amazing!
b-sides and rarities - Jaskier expresses his love to Geralt through songs
Dandelions For You - each story by @xdandelionxbloomx is a gift to this fandom! this one is about Witcher Jaskier and bard Geralt, and it works on every level!
A Rotten Tongue - by @xdandelionxbloomx who introduce me to banshee Jaskier and changed my lifeÂ
Do it Again - by @geralt-jaskier Geralt have to relive the day of dragon hunt again and again until he makes it right, itâs beautifully written and also very hot
Weak, My Love, and I Am Wanting - @asmolbirb Jaskier describes mystery woman to whom he written all his ballads for, Geralt finally catches up
when the bones are good - by @yoursummerfrost beautiful Jaskier character study!
Nisraea - Jaskier saves Geralt from a magical fire, which binds their soul together, beautiful concept and amazingly written story.
home is nowhere, therefore you - by @et-in-arkadia this is basically all i love mixed together - wonderful writing, dangerous Fae magic (just Fae in general i love those bastards), idiots in true love, tender and very hot sex
so can we pretend, sweetly - by @redjewelsforeyes Fae Jaskier/ my instant favorite, should i say more?
To Sleep Perchance To - this one is beautiful, but very heartbreaking, however, donât worry - there is much needed comfort at the end.
A Dandelion By Any Other Name - by @asmolbirb fandom had a variety of hanahaki trope (which is such an interesting concept on itself) and this story executes this flower curse beautifully!
Food of Love - by @wallatile-qvibbler Jaskier has bard magic, which brings Renfri back to life! This is a very interesting concept of Jaskier having magic and how this magic manifests.
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BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
Geralt finally tracks down the hideout where Jaskier is being kept
He mercilessly destroys everyone and everything there because he knows from the doppler that Jaskier is being tortured and he is LIVID
And then he finds Jaskier, bloody and beaten and chained up in a cell
And Jaskier just starts SOBBING when he sees Geralt
But it's not happiness or relief
It's terror
Because they tortured Jaskier with an illusion of Geralt, come to taunt and torment him
And he thinks it's more of the same
And even as Geralt unchains him and sinks to the floor with Jaskier in his arms because Jaskier is too weak to stand, he sobs and panics
"I'm real, I'm real - it's Geralt. I'm here," Geralt says, distantly aware that he is practically pleading, horrified to see his bard like this
Jaskier grabs at his arms, his face, his hair, so desperate to see that he's real and so scared that he's not. "But why? You hate me."
And Geralt feels a surge of the most peculiar heartbreak, full of anger and guilt and regret, as he gathers Jaskier even closer and whispers, voice low and rough, "Never."
Okay but WHAT IF
We see Jaskier reunite with Geralt in S2 and heâs so thrilled to see Geralt and pulls him in for the biggest hug
But itâs not Jaskier
And Geralt realizes almost immediately that something is off
This is a doppler
Jaskier has been captured - his countless songs about Geralt proved he not only had valuable insight, but that no one else would be able to get as close to the Witcher as him, no one else would have a better chance of luring Geralt into a trap
And Geralt is furious and worried and desperate
But the doppler wonât tell him where Jaskier is - he just fawns over how gorgeous his new body is, all the strange things itâs feeling in Geraltâs presence
I justâŚ
The POSSIBILITIES
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Okay but WHAT IF
We see Jaskier reunite with Geralt in S2 and he's so thrilled to see Geralt and pulls him in for the biggest hug
But it's not Jaskier
And Geralt realizes almost immediately that something is off
This is a doppler
Jaskier has been captured - his countless songs about Geralt proved he not only had valuable insight, but that no one else would be able to get as close to the Witcher as him, no one else would have a better chance of luring Geralt into a trap
And Geralt is furious and worried and desperate
But the doppler won't tell him where Jaskier is - he just fawns over how gorgeous his new body is, all the strange things it's feeling in Geralt's presence
I just...
The POSSIBILITIES
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another modern au, because this is just who i am, this is all i have to offer - anyways, ciri is a gifted student at school, but needs a little extra help in regards to her music lessons, specifically the singing module. geralt doesnât understand why sheâs struggling, sheâs inherently intelligent and talented, but ciri begs him to help her out.Â
she wonât tell him why sheâs struggling.
geralt is Lost and Confused.
and then yennefer, who is a strong believer in encouraging talent, in developing passion, tells her ex-husband to stop questioning, to simply accept and to help her find ciri a tutor. because this is the only class their daughter is failing in and if itâs something that can helped, then why not offer it to her?
so they search and hunt, until they find this starving artist needs to pay rent advert. and thereâs a description, detailing all of his accolades and experience - but thereâs also a photo. and as geraltâs eyes scan the musicianâs, jaskierâs, lovely face, he finds that no other tutor would be good enough.
he tries to tell yennefer that itâs due to jaskierâs obvious talent.
but yennefer simply arches a knowing eyebrows.
bids him good luck.
and geralt meets jaskier, finds him utterly enchanting and stunning and, honestly a little bit disorientating, but good god, did he make a good choice, yes, nice one, four for you geralt, you go geralt.
and geralt gives this pretty musician the reports from ciriâs music teacher, which cites that sheâs difficult to work with, refuses to work towards the curriculum and whose style doesnât suit the classroom.
and then jaskier meets ciri.
and then jaskier finds out why.
ciri is a heavy metal singer.
and good lord, can the girl scream.
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The red sky at dawn is giving a warning, you fool, better stay out of sight
Hey remember in Bottled Appetites when Geralt was going back in to save Yennefer
And Jaskier tried VERY HARD to warn him against going back in
But he did it anyway
And he used his last wish and essentially bound himself to her
And when she found out everything fell apart
And Geralt turned around and blamed it all on Jaskier even though Jaskier warned him NOT to go back for Yennefer
Yeah, I think about that a lot.
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Hey quick question. Do you have any good Geraskier fic recommendations?
ohohohoohooohohoh YES MY TIME HAS COME:
here are some of my favorites (and the captions I saved them by because why not):
Chopsticks aka âOh No Heâs Hotâ
âYennefer sent me a check for eight lessons for you,â Jaskier said the following weekend, wearing a beige button-down withâ
âDoes your shirt have owls on it?â Geralt asked, caught somewhere between amusement and horror.
Jaskier looked down and tugged on the front of his shirt as if he had to remind himself what was on it. He beamed at Geralt. âYeah! Do you like it?â
âNot particularly.â
The smile swiftly disappeared.
âItâs not terrible,â he amended, stepping back to let Jaskier inside the apartment. Then Jaskierâs initial words sank in. âWait. Yen did what?â
Hanging up on Yennefer was always a mistake.
Tuesday Night Pie aka â t h e p i e i s a m e t a p h o r â
âYouâre skulking,â Ciri says, and Geralt jumps. He glares up at her far too smug face peering through the window.
âShut up,â He orders her, knowing itâs futile.
The girl shakes her head pityingly. âJust talk to him yourself this time.â
Modern Monster Hunting (series) aka âIn which Geralt and Jaskier thoroughly traumatize the managerâ
Modern AU, Jaskier is an up and coming singer, Geralt is a Witcher. They are in loveâ no one understands how this came to be.
You Follow? (series) aka âTHE BEST FUCKING AU #bardsbootygaurdâ
Iâm a Jaskier Rivia stan first and a person second@whitewolfpackleaderDid @bardofficial win a Grammy? No. But he DID put his husband in a leather tunic for the red carpet and in that sense, weâre all winners tonight
Wander Into My Heart (series) aka âFOUND FAMILY LETâS GOOOOOâ
Ciri and Jaskier will make the halls of Kaer Morhen echo with life this year, Geralt thinks. They will fill the fortress with laughter and song until it feels less like a crypt. Vesemir will tolerate it grudgingly, so long as training and chores still get done. Eskel will accept it quietly, Lambert will say he hates it just to be stubborn and contrary, and they will all spend the winter knowing love.
Tell Me What You Hate About Me (Whatever It Is Iâm Sorry) aka âJealousy? In My Witcher Content? Itâs More Likely Than You Thinkâ
Jaskier simply plucked his bag off of where it was draped over Roach, âWell I guess you can head on Geralt and Iâll catch up. I want to ask these kind Witchers a thing or two.â
Which, absolutely not. Geralt was not just going to up and leave Jaskier with the other Witchers. There was a limited few that Geralt entrusted the safety of his- the bard to.
âNo.â
Jaskier snorted at him as he adjusted the strap of his lute case, âI know youâve been getting annoyed with me this whole trip, thisâll give you a break and maybe give me more inspiration for a new song.â
âJaskier,â Geralt hissed, but the man only waltzed willingly over to the other two Witchers. He was far too trusting for Geraltâs liking. âFuck.â
or
The fic where Geralt is not jealous. Not at all. Except he is jealous, and heâs forced to realize a thing or two about his tag-along bard.
Rules and Regulations: A Guide to Romance Out in the Wild (Donât Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth) aka âThe Horse Is A Metaphorâ
âTouch Roach and Iâll kill you.â
Jaskier gulps, hands raised as he steps back. At first, Geralt does not trust him; not one bit.
But, gradually, that begins to change. Jaskier knows itâs dangerous, knows that what he so dearly wants can only end in heartbreak, but he is drawn to Geralt. He canât quit it and he follows behind, waiting for the day when Geralt will inevitably tire of his irritating ways and leave him for bigger and better things.
Except; that day never comes and, if Jaskier was being hopeful, heâd even say Geralt enjoys his company.
To Thine Own Self Be True aka âIn which Geralt is Bi of Sexual, Pure of Heart, and Dumb of Ass)
There is a lesson to be learned from this.
Whatever that lesson is, though, Geralt is certain he hasnât learned it considering heâs now stuck in a stuffy overcrowded tavern in Vizima with a tipsy barmaid half in his lap as Jaskier sings about Geraltâs most powerful âweapon.â
i cannot find the words to keep you aka âwhy does anyone in this family assume the other have braincellsâ
See, Witchers were supposed to ignore emotions, and most of them did. But some of them, once the world had gotten to be too much and they had lived for too long, defected from that idea. They settled down wherever they could, and started their own customs for courtship.
or, the one where geralt thinks jaskier is proposing
tell me, love (how destiny is bullshit) aka âCiri has all of the braincellsâ
Geralt doesnât believe in destiny. He refuses to believe in destiny. Except for the fact that Ciri believes in destiny enough for the both of them, and she wonât stop until Geralt believes, too.
ââ
âI thought you traveled with a bard.âGeralt feels his shoulders stiffen. He forces himself to relax before flicking his golden gaze from the roasting rabbit to Ciriâs pale face. She watches him intently, as if she knows he wonât answer unless she pesters him about it. He heaves a sigh and turns the spit. Grease drips from the rabbit and hisses in the flames.âNot always,â he grunts, hoping it will be sufficient.But Ciri is bright and far too insightful for Geralt.âPeople tell stories about you,â she says, choosing her words carefully. âNot about you and Yennefer, but about the Witcher and a bard. The White Wolf and his barker.â
Sorry seems to be the hardest word aka âthe one with the cuddlesâ
After finally finding each other and accepting the call from Destiny, Ciri and Geralt travel together far away from the Nilfgaard soldiers whoâre looking for Ciri. They plan to spend the night at an inn, with such (bad) luck that they end up in the same tavern as the bard Jaskier, who until not long ago was a friend of Geraltâs.Geralt is forced to face words he regrets saying, and Jaskier is forced to see the man heâs fought so hard to forget. Will they find it in themselves to forgive? Can they bring back what they once had?
Apologies and Nose Bleeds aka âThe One Where Jaskier just fucking Breaks Geraltâs Nose Iâm Not Even Joking This is Goldâ
Years after the argument on the mountain, by pure chance Geralt finds himself in the exact tavern Jaskier is performing in that night, singing a melancholy song that /definitely/ canât be about him.
The wrath of the emotionally hurt twink comes for us all.
Take My Hand, Teach Me To Dance aka âIn Which Calanthe Has All the Braincellsâ
At Pavetta and Dunyâs wedding banquet, Calanthe canât help but notice how the witcher pines for the bard, despite how much he denies it
Companionship aka âIn which Ciri suspectsâ
In which Ciri suspects but cannot confirm.
Or,
Geralt and Jaskier get domestic. Well, as domestic as they can.
First Times (series) aka âLET JASKIER AND YENNEFER BE FRIENDS 2020âł
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And those are just some of my favorites, the creme de la creme so to speak, very little E rated stuff because yâknow
Enjoy Chirrens
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Non-Human Jaskier Rec List (#1)
Because I know Iâm not the only one whoâs obsessed with this concept, here are some of my fave Geralt/Jaskier fics Iâve read so far where Jaskier is something other than purely human!
A Rotten Tongue by xdandelionxbloomx / @xdandelionxbloomx (9k, T, Banshee)
It bubbled up from his chest, made the hair stand up on the back of his neck, goosebumps breaking over his skin as a shriek of pain ripped from his throat. Heâd never screamed like that, from his very core - heâd always been loud, but not like this.
Oh, Raven by athousandvictories / @athousandvictories (6k, M, Cursed)
âI saved you,â he croaks at Geralt. Heâs been doing this from time to time for the past two hours. Itâs a great comfort to him. It makes Geralt glare a bit more alertly.
Scales and Song by TeenyTinyTony (4k, T, Siren)
Geralt had known from the moment Jaskier introduced himself that the bard wasnât human, but he had seemed harmless enough and Geralt wasnât one to chase something that wasnât hurting anyone. It was easier not to mention it.
so can we pretend, sweetly by theredtailedhawkwithjewelsforeyes / @redjewelsforeyes (2k, T, Fae)
Jaskier is a regular human bard, and Geralt could swear that yesterday heâd had regular human teeth.
Our Destiny, Intertwined by StupidGenius / @littleredtheboy (18k, T, Elf)
Destiny, Fate, whatever you may call Her, sits and weaves Her tapestry. The design takes shape, and some of it may surprise Her, but She knows with certainty that these four lines meet here.
There Is No Sweeter Innocence Than Our Gentle Sin by melancholymango / @melancholymango (27k, E, Vampire)
Jaskier is dead. And as far as Geralt is concerned, itâs all his fault.
Whatâs Mine is Yours by operacricket / @operacricket (7k, T, Elf)
Damn inconvenient to have a soulmateâs bloody story written all across his skin when he was trying to distract himself by falling in and out of love across the continent.
Shining by Nemainofthewater / @nemainofthewater (18k, T, Dragon)
âJaskier,â Borch says. âThatâs a strange name. A hard legacy to gift to a child.â
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You know what keeps me up at night? Jaskierâs suggestion in episode 6, you know the one.Â
Like, theyâd all just witnessed a pretty horrific death (or what they thought was a death at the time at least), and Jaskierâs first thought once camp is set up is to reassure Geralt that there was nothing he could have done.
And then Jaskier just straight up asks Geralt to run away from the whole dragon thing to go to the coast with him.
Like, Jaskier knows Geralt is only there because Yennefer is. So he wonât leave, and certainly not without her.
But still, he asks, hoping, looking at him with sad eyes. The way he says âWe could head to the coast.â Itâs wistful, itâs sad, itâs longing. He hopes with all his might Geralt would say yes, but he knows he wonât, or that he canât.
Yet, itâs not just that. Heâs trying to work out what pleases him, and heâs chosen Geralt. He knows travelling with him pleases him. Thatâs why he wants to prove himself a worthy travel companion, why he just wants to run far from the mountain, to the coast, and get away for a while.
Heâs sad and dejected. Probably in shock to some degree. But he knows what he wants. And at the end of it all, he loses the very thing that heâs just worked out pleases him.
And I think episode 6 is when Jaskier realises how deeply in love he is with Geralt. I have no doubt he knew it before, but I think ep6 is the moment he knows Geralt is it, the one, as it wereâŚ
But then Geralt shouts in his face and heâs forced to leave⌠So, he rewrites Her Sweet Kiss, knowing that Geralt still pleases him, knowing that he still welcomes his sentence. And thatâs why he doesnât fight Geralt on the mountain, because heâs accepting his sentence, giving Geralt his penance.
All the poor guy wanted to do was run away with his love. Instead, he was sent away with angry words.Â
@not-a-bit-good
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Just rewatched the "what pleases me" scene from The Witcher S1E6 and like
Not only does Jaskier send Geralt these lingering glances while being uncharacteristically soft and trying to comfort him
Not only does he do this while suggesting they run away to the coast (and "let's run away together" is gay code for "I love you")
Not only does he say he's trying to work out what pleases him, with hesitation and a touch of uncertainty, like he's either just figuring out what he means as he speaks or he knows but is scared to admit it
(And, like, the way his Borch impression starts out with him seriously trying to imitate Borch's voice and manner of speech, but fades into something genuine when he gets to the "do what pleases you" line, like that's something too personal and real to joke about)
But the CAMERA
The scene starts with Geralt closer to the camera than Jaskier, but Jaskier is the one in focus. That makes sense - he's the one speaking. The camera cuts away to their backs when Jaskier starts doing an impression of Borch and Geralt asks if he's working on a song. The camera doesn't cut back to the side view that shows both their faces until that long, uncertain pause before Jaskier says he's trying to work out what pleases him
But the camera is focused on GERALT
It's clearly an emotionally significant moment for Jaskier - he has 99% of the dialogue in the scene, he's the one the camera is focused on the most, he's the one clearly coming to some sort of emotional realization at the end
And the camera focuses on GERALT as Jaskier has this emotional realization
!!!!!!!
If this isn't intentional than I am absolutely flabbergasted
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canât stop thinking about this artist residency au.
so jaskier definitely reads all the paperwork ahead of time, where it lays out, quite plainly, there is no internet or cell service. but it says so in two different places, one via email and the other in a shoddy-looking pdf that was emailed to him separately. of the wifi, jaskier thinks âthatâs okay! i have unlimited data.â of the cell service, jaskier thinks âthatâs okay! iâll find wifi.â
he arrives at check-in. there is a gruff-looking, large, white-haired man sitting in a disheveled office. for some reason there is a parrot on his shoulder. he looks like somebody who would be on the cover of a romance novel, sans parrot.Â
the man doesnât say much. he has jaskier sign a liability waver, which isnât not terrifying, and then gives him a brief, mumbled lecture on how to avoid bears (which comes with a startling bear locating call), coyotes, and snakes. he advises jaskier not to run over the cats or hit any deer. if he wants to feed the cats, thatâs up to him, but he doesnât have to.
finally, the man tells jaskier to follow him. when jaskier gets into his car, he finds the man on a horse. he follows the horse up a mountain on a winding path that really canât fit a car, not even jaskierâs dodge neon. he is upset and appalled that his spotify has abruptly stopped on taylor swiftâs âpaper rings,â which he had been listening to on repeat for the past hour.
he follows the man and horse at a crawl for close to twenty minutes. it is raining and his windshield wipers screech against the glass. the fog is so thick it is nearly impossible to see the winding gravel âroad.âÂ
at last they pierce through the mountain fog and the road ends. at the end of said road is a small house overlooking a pond. jaskier wonders where the other cars are, or maybe everyone rode horses?
the man (geralt, jaskier remembers. from the email thread congratulating him, with many and varied spelling errors, on his acceptance) climbs off his horse and leads jaskier into the house. it has four bedrooms, six beds, two bathrooms, and an enormous kitchen. âwhen will the others be arriving?â jaskier, the extrovert, says.
âno others,â geralt says.Â
âpardon?âÂ
âif you have any problems, call this number.â geralt points to a piece of paper taped next to a landline phone. there is a VCR beneath the CRT television, and not a keurig in sight. jaskier wonders if the fog transported him through time.
âsome people canât handle it,â geralt adds. âthe quiet. if thatâs the case, call me and iâll relocate you.â
he says it like a threat. like a challenge. but jaskier wonât concede. he is here to write.
âiâll be fine,â jaskier says.
he will not be fine.
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