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dandelion-idk · 6 days
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nothing inflates my ego like winning a game of splatoon we definitely shouldn't have won like sure you dominated us the whole time and you got that 2000+ x power badge max hazard cleared badge employee of the month trillion series in a row badge but unfortunately I did throw that power clam right into your basket at the very last second and it got us the lead. another win for the power of friendship and the unbreakable warrior bond between me and 3 other random switch users who didn't even booyah back
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dandelion-idk · 18 days
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dandelion-idk · 23 days
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side order truly is weird, so many people have had so many different experiences with it, and I think thats the most beautiful thing about it. I've seen many people literally finish the entire spire in less than 24 hours from the release, and finish 100% fairly quick too, which isn't really a bad thing. This IS supposed to be a rogue lite, where you repeat the same cycle over and over until you succeed. In the end it is all about the gameplay loop, and whether you end up getting tired from the same tasks. I personally found myself really obsessed with it; I truly couldn't stop myself till i finished an entire run. The possibilities really are endless, and you can make it as easy or as difficult as you want with the hacks (or the lack thereof). On the other hand, i cant deny that the enemies and stages are pretty repetitive (cruel sisyphean is in my nightmares), the music is somewhat forgettable and that the story is... there. But i overall think this is one of the most innovative ways for the franchise to evolve, and a great successor for octo expansion :)
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dandelion-idk · 27 days
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Hello everyone, sorry for randomly vanishing. Life has been kinda hard for me ever since I got caught for tax evasion; the IRS doesn't really take kindly to me sending them monopoly money. Being in jail was not very fun, but if I got something good out of it, it was that I had plenty of time to play side order! (the guard was very nice; he only wanted some yaoi cocaine in exchange) so I have plenty of things to ramble about here! WE'RE SO BACK!
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dandelion-idk · 2 months
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I take a break from splatoon so i can get fresh hype for side order only for nintendo to release 2 trailers and a concert, all while creating the most bittersweet atmosphere ever. stinky kits and final salmon run map, meanwhile theres side order and incredible idol collabs. this year is gonna be a doozy
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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I sincerely apologize for the person I will become on 22nd of february.
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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why so depresso
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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Guys i know that this has been said a thousand times but its true. this splatfest is kinda lazy. They could have gone crazy with valentines day but they choose such a nothing theme. maybe they just wanted something nice and easy so frye can get the win but it just feels like filler till side order drops
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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SIDE ORDER IN FEBRUARY??? WE ARE SO BACK
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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I just had a vision: new valentines day splatfest yuri vs straight vs yaoi. tricolor doesnt exist bc no one chose straight. ultimate battle of destiny
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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Lobby Screen Animation #38
mutuals im doing this with you. get binary system orbited
i dont have mutuals on this account i follow from @ranidspace
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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dandelion-idk · 3 months
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splatoon tumblr dashboard simulator
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they should invent a version of turf war where we don't splat each other :(
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#i just want to paint #talks
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if shiver wins again i'm going to splat myself
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wrong account, frye
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Not to doxx myself but i really should have looked into why rent at flounder heights was so cheap. just found a super chump attached to my front door.
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#this is literally moray towers all over again
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🐻 grizzco✅ Follow
We at Grizzco Industries are devoted to doing absolutely everything in our power to create a brighter future. That's why we have decided to start an official blog here on Squidblr, and are beginning a test phase of company-mandated posting. Chosen workers will have approximately ten seconds between waves to make text posts and memes to share with their happy little coworkers. App posts will be found under the hashtag #grizzco is life !
Now get back to work!
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#grizzco loves you #grizzco is life #work at grizzco #power eggs #anti salmonid
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song that goes bang bang bing bang bing bang bing bing bing bing bing bing bang
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#tetraposting #wow i did not expect this to get this many notes #1k #5k #10k #15k
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Marie and Callie spotted heading into their Inkopolis recording studio with Big Man of hit Splatlands sensation Deep Cut. This is big news following their recent collab with "Ian BGM," who many have theorized to be Big Man.
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now wait a damn minute 🫵
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👑 mcprincess
pronouns suck lol
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I love you but please turn off your phone. please stop this. i know this isn't your heart.
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youre mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts
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where am i
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA 🍣
#grizzco is life
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