Pls teach your son how to apologize.
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This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.
I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.
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The end of the F***ing World
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by wwltd http://ift.tt/1JQFuHL
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my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.
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my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of life, with quality. ice cream machine broke”
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anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better this is a fact
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i just want a mfing HUG is that too much to ask 4 thanks
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i love that im always the one who takes care of every1 when they emo but as soon as im slightly upset im terrible
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