if i had all the money and time and energy in the world i would get 2 oriental shorthair cats, a xolo, and a beddlington terrier
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beef stroganoff……………
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you can butch4butchify anything if you have the warrior's spirit
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Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!
Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?
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thesaurus isn't helpful what's a synonym for cunt severity
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thesaurus isn't helpful what's a synonym for cunt severity
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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me personally, I pause mid reading rpf and dm celebrities to get their permission to bust and if they don't reply I kill myself
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Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
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society if all men wore crop tops and had womb tattoos
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Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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having a normal one on reddit
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