daisyisnotaflower
love is stored in the furby
i post about furbies and sometimes other things ||| terfs, maps, nazis, etc dni
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slams head against table
punches wall
grips will campos by the shirt
motherfucker- making me write an entire god damn broadway for his stupid fucking blorbo horse plinko WHATEVR-
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She watches me ceaselessly til I'm a wretched thing!
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Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy
Get more homoerotic
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”
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Doodle of Jonathan Sims through Season 1-5!
Not the final version I think. But wanted to draw him throughout the season. Had a BLAST and EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE while listening. BUT I'M FINE.
Anyway, here's a wet cat of a man.
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Season 2, TMA - Jonathan Sims
"Fine, fine, I’ll be more lovely.
Now, can I get back to work?"
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Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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a little autobiographical piece about the internet
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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.
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