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Hoenn Gym Leader, Wallace, intimidates Kalos Professor by buying all the groceries and T posing to assert dominance.

This exciting scene took place in a grocery store in Unova selling primarily soup with a small selection of clothes. The Gym Leader of Sootopolis City entered the store shortly after the Kalosian professor consistently smiling and talking to Professor Sycamore. Sycamore appeared more interested in the soup and the manga section of the store. Somehow- Wallace ended up buying all the soup and blocking the manga and magazines. Why, Wallace, why?

Well, that’s the story for you. T posing asserts dominance.

Stay tuned for more exciting news!

This is Gabby, signing out.

#The full scoop [ headlines ]#hisvanity #hoennhomos

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Manchild Screaming About Candy Exposes Scandal?

Previously, we covered Indigo Leauge’s Elite Four, Will screaming about his bag of candy only having pink Starbursts. This led to further an interview and further investigation leading to a shocking discovery that several individuals had a similar experience. Several bags of candy only contain pink starbursts. When complaining to Starbursts on social media, they will tell customers that they are “lucky.” What are the true reasoning behind only getting pink candy? Did Starbursts create too many pink?

@psychic-master-will

#The full scoop [ headlines ]#psychicmasterwill #psychic master will

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Manchild Screams About Candy

Indigo Elite Four, Will has been witnessed purchasing candy on the 1st of November, the day after Halloween. He took to the internet to explain that every single Starburst original was pink. Every time he unwrapped the candy he screamed “PINK!” He calls it the “Great Starburst Scandal of 2019.”

@psychic-master-will

#The full scoop [ headlines ]#psychicmasterwill #psychic master will

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fallen-exalt liked your post “It’s the Season Premiere of Viva La Blue! This time around, Blue is...”

@hero7of4oblivia

Blue has a microphone in his hand, Camera crew behind him.

“Oh...hey...I guess welcome to my show...yeah...”

#fallen-exalt

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fairgifted‌:

Oh dear….oh dear..why is there a camera crew behind Blue? And why is he holding a microphone? Syphoria is just staring with wide eyes, nervous immediately from both him and the crew.

Just relax, keep calm. You can do this..

“Uhhh…” She paused, getting quite distracted with seeing the camera.

“M…My name is S-Syphoria Elm and I-I’m a Pokemon Breeder. I also help my grandparents a-at their daycare.”

She’s knowingly ignoring the last remark about lunch. Or maybe she’s just too nervous to catch it.

“A breeder huh? And can you tell our viewers a bit of what that entails? What goes into the process of breeding Pokemon?”

He holds the mic up to her face.

“And are you single?’

#Viva La Blue #fairgifted

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With a wide grin, the man known as Blue Oak finds himself with someone he met off the clock.

“Oh hey, nice to see ya. I guess you’re today’s subject.”

He is holding a microphone and there’s a camera crew behind him.

“Why don’t ya tell the people at home your name and what you do.”

He gives his signature salute.

“And maybe we can finally go grab lunch when we’re done.”

He winks.

#fairgifted #Viva La Blue

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It’s the Season Premiere of Viva La Blue! This time around, Blue is finding himself in even more wacky situations. Drama, action, romance, and more on Viva La Blue.

If you would like to be featured in an episode of Viva La Blue, please contact (like this post) and Blue may come to your town to film in episode!

#Viva La Blue #{starter call}

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Voicemail voicemail! "Hey, this is Summer Orange. I heard that you wanted to do a interview. I can do it any day, but I would prefer to have it during the afternoon, between my two patrols. Let me know a time that works for you, and a place. You can contact me through this channel when you've decided." *Click* - hero7of4oblivia

@hero7of4oblivia

“Thank you Summer, if you’d like, you can come into our offices any time! We can ask you all sorts of questions. I’m sure our readers would love to hear about your love triangle.”

#Anonymous

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Psst, hey Gabby, apparently Blue has the hots for Ranger Summer

@hero7of4oblivia

Blue happened to be in the Daily Gabber offices and saw this voicemail.

“Nobody must ever know.”

#Anonymous

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Blue Oak hospitalized and woos all the hospital nurses!

A victim of a car accident, Viva La Blue star, Blue Oak, was sent to the hospital for an examination and to recover from his injuries. During his stay, Blue infatuated the entirety of the female staff within the hospital with his flattering words causing delays within the hospital’s schedule.

What will happen next to the star of GabTV’s star, Viva La Blue?

Stay tuned for an all new episode!

This is Gabby, signing out.

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#The full scoop [ headlines ]#blueshadesofvictory #wxtaru #dragoncaper

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You should ask Summer for a interview! She's the one that saved Oblivia, and she's really popular! (Talking about this one: hero7of4oblivia )

“Well whenever Summer is available, I would be more than happy to have an interview.”

@hero7of4oblivia

#Thanks for the tip [ answered ]#anonymous sources [ anonymous ]#hero7of4oblivia

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Sinnoh Champion hitting everyone with a slipper!

Cynthia Narumi, Champion of the Sinnoh region, has been reported hitting multiple people with a slipper according to various witnesses. Sinnoh’s Elite Four state she does this when someone says or does something “ridiculous” and needs “sense knocked back into them.”

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#The full scoop [ headlines ]#shironandina

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Local Lesbian Buying Clothes at the Soup Store, or is She?

Sinnohese Trainer, Charlotte Manchineel spotted in a soup store in Unova in search of clothes. The young woman could be heard having a very loud argument with Sinnoh’s Champion, Cynthia, over the phone. What could this be about? How in Arceus’ good Earth did this woman end up finding and buying a black lace dress at a soup store?

Stay tuned for more next time.

This is Gabby, signing out.

Special thanks to @adoredbyprissy @sinnohsavior for making the artwork!

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#The full scoop [ headlines ]#poisoncharlotte #sinnohsavior #adoredbyprissey #shironandina

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Arcanine found riding a boat like a good boy! Good Boat Doggo!

Arcanine, the legendary Pokemon, has been found riding a boat. The good doggo.

#The full scoop [ headlines ]

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You should do articles about Pokemon Rangers! They're cool!

“If any Pokemon Rangers are willing to do an interview, I’d be happy to do just that.”

#Thanks for the tip [ answered ]#anonymous sources [ anonymous ]

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Devon Corp Heir, Steven Stone is stepping on people!

Hoenn Champion, Steven Stone. Has been reported stepping on Kalos Champion, Diantha, and others. Is this to assert his wealth and superiority? Or is there something else at play?

This is Gabby, signing out.

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#The full scoop [ headlines ]#sterlingsilverchampion #diamontha #intelligentskull #thewanderingrockcollector #the-wandering-rock-collector #{dash commentary}

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WAR AVERTED...FOR NOW?

War nearly broke out today with tensions rising between the Japanese Indigo Alliance and the Unovan Federation.

Representatives from both sides were involved in an altercation when Champion Blue and Elite Four Member Will were betting on a coming conflict between Unovan Champions Iris and Nate. Well known for Gambling, The Indigo League has funded the procurement of several chocolate fountains over the years based on various international conflicts.

After a few words from Champion Nate, it seemed as though the Unovan Federation was poised to invade Indigo, with Champion Blue seeking for aid from several of the fellow Japanese based regions such as Sinnoh and Hoenn.

After their issues originally resolved via critiquing Indigo’s Gambling, it seems Nate’s comments have once again sparked conflict between him and Iris.

War is averted and Indigo is once again taking bets on the Iris and Nate Conflict.

More news will be revealed as the situation continues.

@blueshadesofvictory @unova-resonance @psychic-master-will @dragxnborn @shironandina @horizonboundtrainer

#The full scoop [ headlines ]#{dash commentary}

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