Have you ever broken the law and what is the story behind it? Bonus points for multiple stories

Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

ok but pro tip as a fellow impossible to find vein haver (who has their blood drawn regularly because of #chronic illness)

drink a shit ton of water before, gets those veins plump

if they can't get your arm, then they can do smaller butterfly needles in your wrist or on the top of your hand (for me those ones can be easier for them to find)

So this spot I circled is where I regularly ask for nurses to take blood from. There's a bouncy vein you can find easier there between the small bones

But most of all:

TELL THEM you have small veins and ASK for the person who is best at finding them! If there are other folks around, chances are an office has a resident vein whisperer. Ask for them if you can

i've actually had phlebotomists teach me how to find my veins and check them on my own, because it truly will depend day by day which one is feeling like it wants to be found or not. I know not everyone is down for that kind of thing, but it has been game changing with communicating to people who may not be doing bloodwork as their entire job

I know your joke post wasn't out here asking for unsolicited medical advice, but I hope my experience can offer some help to ease something that can be really frustrating for anyone else with hard to find veins

veins

new zine about asexual history! this one's been rattling around my head for awhile

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Help me, help me, help me, help me!

We should put sex and magic on their own pride flag. Represent all the animal girls and wizards on this beautiful website

Genuinely in tears over the Glasgow Wonka Experience. Like wheezing to the point where I am scared that I might die if I keep finding this so funny. Rjejfhdbs

my problem is i love bits too much. can never resist a good bit. you set out a piece of cheese under a box propped up by a stick with a string tied to it i'll fall for it just because it'd be funny

Caption this

Dashcon is ten this year, right? It was in 2o14?

A blast from the past, per request 🤺

Watching how two dogs who love each other will sometimes still nip each other on the ear, bug them while they sleep, etc... watching how cats will snuggle with their buddy all day and then paw-smack 'em in the face, chase them, play-fight...

Makes me, as a fellow social mammal, feel better about my urge to be incredibly annoying to another human sometimes. Like, yeah. Of course I wanna bug you. Of course it's fun to annoy you. We're social creatures and annoyance can be part of play, something we all need. And I watch these dogs who get their ears nipped, cats who get smacked out of a nap, and despite BEING annoyed, they don't stop loving their packmate. After they finish play-fighting, they're back to snuggling and grooming and sleeping together. BEING annoyed is also just part of being in a social group and having relationships... and that's okay. It doesn't erase love or necessarily make them mad or affect them in the long term... a loved one being annoyed with me is a temporary feeling that's normal for social creatures. An annoyance that wouldn't be possible WITHOUT that love