hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

artificial intelligence is like the hoverboard of the 20s in that why are we calling it what its not

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

TEARS OF PRIDE DAMMIT

You're right about peanut butter and you should say it. I still desperately wanna try the Elvis sandwich and have for years but always forget about it when I actually have bacon handy and rn I'm too lazy to take the bacon out of my freezer.

That's so USAmerican a bald eagle just cried out of this ask.

i think its unfair to say king charles is "detached and unrelatable to the common folk" i also start wanting to die six months into working an easy as shit job

I love the Sherlock Holmes-adjacent renaissance we're having rn where everyone is just getting super into Psych and House M.D. and Elementary like fuck yeah keep it up my funky little mystery solving weirdos <3

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

queen of the world to me

you bottle Miette??

Srs? I feel like thyme is super profile dependent, but maybe I'm wrong. I'll start peeping it more

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button