Ah yes. Me. My mate. And his twelve dogs….. 🦇🍁🐾

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

HANNIBAL AND KILLING EVE

Cassian: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Rhys recently.

Feyre: No, Cassian, it's not what it looks like. I swear.

Cassian: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Feyre: No! You're the only one for me.

Cassian: Is that so?

Feyre: I promise. Rhysand and I are just bonded, okay? He's my mate.

Cassian: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?

Feyre: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Cassian: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Feyre: Of course!

Rhys:

Rhys: What the-

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Acotar characters get pets (part 2)

Eris: greyhound 🚌

Gwyn: she thought it was an iguana but it’s a baby Komodo dragon 🐉

Emerie: sugar glider 🪂

Tamlin: Pomeranian 🍙

Lucien: fox 🦊

Suriel: chicken 💀

Bryaxis: Cassian ❤️

Voldemort: Horcruxes, this is Harry. Treat him well. Diary: Do we have to? He looks fun to mess with. Ring: What's so special about him? Locket: Can I hurt him? Cup: Why do we have to associate with the likes of him? Diadem: Why couldn't you bring someone useful to us? Harry: [slowly getting behind Voldemort] Voldemort: Oh, did I forget to mention? He's also a horcrux. [all of them deviously smile, then suddenly grab and pull Harry towards them] Harry: AHHHHHHHHH!

I cannot get enough of this man--

Voldemort: "Every single one of you is useless! Get out of my sight before I lose my temper!"

Death eaters scrambling to the nearest exit.

"Except you, Harry, you're precious and I'm glad you're here. ◡‿◡ "

Harry, bound to a chair: "I'm not glad to be here!"

Thankyou @racfoam for helping me with this idea ♡ ～('▽^人)!!!

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

I don’t usually have many thoughts but one thing that’s been on my mind this past week (or more? time has blended into a continuous stream of insanity) is how absolutely iconic Elain Archeron and Helion Spell-Cleaver would be as a friendship duo. Yes yes Lucien I just found out you’re my son and my sole hair but your girlfriend is a SEER and can you ask her if she wants to have lunch with me later because I have so many ✨questions✨. No you can’t come you’ll only distract her, I’ve seen the way she looks at you. Helion is literally a human sized library of knowledge and there she is, casually wielding an ancient power that has been lost to Prythian for generations. Helion wants to talk to her and write down everything, from the feeling of an incoming vision to her favourite gardening techniques cause yeah we may have strayed off topic but have you seen the greenhouse at the very top of the palace, Elain? The flowers there need proximity to the sun to bloom and I bet you’ve never seen anything as beautiful as them before (Lucien chimes in here going well, Father, she wakes up right beside me every morning so— “NOT NOW LUCIEN”)

And Elain is completely mesmerised by him too, and she finds herself surprised when she realises that, other than her mate, Helion might be the very first real friend she’s made in her entire adult life. He’s the sun personified and it’s impossible to stay away from him and yes, I would love to have tea with you at the greenhouse later so we can gossip about our mates and the fire in their blood. He gifts her a Pegasus for her and Lucien’s mating ceremony, one of the most prized ones from his collection, and Elain tears up a little at the family the Mother has blessed her with.

Anyway, besties Elain and Helion. That’s it that’s the post

I think as a culture we have all forgotten that fandom is supposed to be fun.

It’s not that serious.

It was never supposed to be that serious.

Especially since most of the drama and hurt revolves around shipping.

All of the ships are fictional. Being canon doesn’t actually negate the fact that the ship isn’t real. 

No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly. 

It’s not that serious.

Does anyone find it super heartbreaking that when a man is in the Dr Frankenstein role (the actual Dr Frankenstein and the dude from the corpse bride), they always abandon the Creature archetype but when Dr Frankenstein is a woman (Lisa from Lisa Frankenstein and Zoe from American Horror Story) they always love the Creature and embrace it?

Is it because women have been conditioned to love monsters since the dawn of man or are we just more open when it comes to our dark side or both?

Or are we so used to being the Creature that we can empathise with them more? Idk, those explanations feel to sexist to me. What do you think guys?

The Lady and Son of Autumn 🍁