hey can we uhhhhhhhhh get rid of boob armor?
and i mean in every fictional setting like fantasy, scifi, etc but here are two prime examples:
these are both………… pretty weird. i get that wonder woman’s outfit has been the same since 1941 but she still serves as a good example, and idek what’s going on with valkyrie. a lot of people praise this for being “feminine but functional” but this still means there’s some armor smith out there carefully molding breastplates to fit each individual boob (as per that one tumblr post going around that i don’t have the link to).
here’s an example of real life armor on women:
there you go. some real women wearing real armor made for real combat situations. now listen, i’ve worn this and yeah—– this shit’s functional. and no, it doesn’t squish your boobs in, no matter what you’re doing. it actually fits quite snugly despite how it looks. see how no effort was made to have individual boobs poke through? that’s because that shit ain’t necessary. in fact the breast molding would be pretty terrible for your rib cage but i’m sure you’ve all seen that post.
at least star wars got this one right:
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hey tumblr you ever make a drawing so good you cant stop stimming
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i still ship silverstream/graystripe idgaf
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My 🤓🤓🤓🤓 art show piece no ribbons awarded to me ok how about you guys try drawing reverse bear trap freehand literally worse than medieval torture sorry haterism but i dont care
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why hasn't this been done before
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housefire!princess and hattie (and also a baby cloud)
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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