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Cyn. 26. My gender is bitch
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I am having the worst gay fever I’ve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I can’t stop sniffling, even the meds aren’t helping. Surely, I will soon perish.
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Reading reviews of loft beds and dawn is absolutely dragging her son on here instead of reviewing the product. Howling
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An underrated horse fact is that if you have horse that is both A. Not stupid and B. Likes you, it will actively try to prevent you from falling to your doom when you fuck up as a rider. Like actually make an effort not to drop you like a cell phone. I think horses deserve more credit for that.
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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*
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What kind of gun is this?
Serbu BFG-50A
Springfield S.A.S.S
GM6 Lynx
Just a little guy
CheyTac M200 Intervention
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Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!
Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?
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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”
floored to know something about me aligns with this duck
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#not sure if prev meant to rb this together with sludge saturday but fuck it#theyre together now it's sludge saturday baby
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spn season 1 is so funny. they made the main plot line finding sam and dean’s missing father. but like. the guys not missing. he’s just avoiding them.
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