cyborgwithgreathair
The Reading Cyborg
INFP | Aquarius | Slytherin | Horned Serpent | Suspected Cyborg
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WHAT HAVE I LEARNED
I’ve learned some stuff!
1️⃣ Pups need to hang onto their leaf things until they’re ready to fall off. DON’T PULL!
2️⃣ If a pup is having trouble setting its roots and keeps going sideways, then it’s sideways! Stick it in the ground in the direction the roots want! It has a plan!
3️⃣ Aloe babies! Should separate these out next time I repot! Time to spread the love!
4️⃣ DROPPING LEAVES IS HOW THEY SHED EXCESS WATER! ROOTS ALONG THE STEM/TRUNK MEAN THE ROOTS ARE DESPERATE FOR AIR! Be careful! How do you figure out if a succulent needs a drink, though…? Easy! You don’t always need to check the soil. Give your plant a handshake. Firm leaf? “Plenty of water, no thank you!” Soft and wrinkled, but not rotting or translucent? “MAN I’M PARCHED!”
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Hera: why did you give a knife to a child????
Ares: hebe felt unsafe.
Hera: well now I feel unsafe!
Ares: i’m sorry
Ares: ...would you like a knife
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Persephone: Crushes are the worst
Hades: Yeah, whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid
Persephone: You’re always acting stupid, Hades
Hades: Yeah... Don’t think about that too hard
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Hermes: I ate all of Artemis's cake..how much time do I have left to live?
Persephone: ten
Hermes: ten what?
Persephone: nine
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I shitposted for a week and this is my apology. Part 11
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im sitting in a papajohns factory parking lot shitposting part 12
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