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cxrtoon-hxnter-blog · 6 years
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Prank My Muse!!
Whether on anon or as another muse! Pranks can be fun! Or they can go wrong. Or they can go too far. See how mine reacts!
💧to dump a bucket or water on them.
🍊to give them orange juice that’s really just cheese and water.
🌈to throw paint on them.
🍌to throw a banana peel on the ground.
📞to prank call them.
🎺to scare them with an air horn.
🚪to cover the doorway with plastic wrap.
🐍to leave a plastic snake in their bed/sleeping bag.
🐜to leave a plastic bug/spider in their bed/sleeping bag.
🕷to leave a live bug/spider in their bed/sleeping bag.
🍮to replace the vanilla pudding with mayo.
🎷to tape an air horn to the door/chair.
🍺to pretend to drink vodka- except it’s just water.
🍥to give them bar of soap that looks like a treat- bonus points for specifying what it is!
🔫to pretend to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner- it’s just blue Gatorade/water and food dye.
🏺pretend to break an expensive vase, the blame it on my muse. (Last part’s optional, so leave"______ did it!“ To blame them)
🍬to offer grapes wrapped in candy wrappers.
🍭to offer them some candy that’s supposed to be sweet, but is actually very sour.
❗️to blow sneezing powder in their face.
⁉️to pour itching powder down their shirt.
✒️give them a shock pen!
🌡pretend to have a dangerously high fever!
🔮pretend to read their palm, and give them a bad future.
🦄convince them of a new number they invented between 5 and 6.
🌺to give them a bouquet of flowers they’re allergic to.
🎰give them a fake lottery ticket.
🗺to pretend to move away!
🥛to offer them a glass of "water” but it’s actually just vinegar.
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🔻 does this count?
(Yep!)
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“Stop worrying about me.”
Analyne snapped towards the Baroness, holding her injured hand. She was completely capable of handling herself on her own. Usually, she would never speak to anyone this way, but she wasn’t in the mood to be sweet and patient. With an annoyed expression at her face, she looked back at her hand. 
“I can handle myself, just leave my alone.”
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cxrtoon-hxnter-blog · 6 years
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Send me ▼ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
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cxrtoon-hxnter-blog · 6 years
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Heyo, it’s a promo!!
The name’s Maia ‘n I’m a goddamn skeleton. I love robots, skeletons, cartoons dated to 1930′s/1940′s and my friends (also music bc i gotta love that)
I have a shit-ton of fav characters and I wanna draw them all.
I’ll usually post;
-Video game art (Lotsa cuphead lmao) -Oc art -Art w/ bright colors/ eyebleeding colors -Audio posts (of songs I like???) -Uhhh and whatever else is cool?? I guess??
(Reblogs are appreciated!!!)
o also i follow back from @rbot-jive
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She raised her eyebrows at the sudden showing of the script. The hell? She didn't question it much since it was a cartoon, but the bird's insane eyes made Analyne just smile. She couldn't get enough of him, really! If she didn't have to capture him, she'd probably offer him some ice cream, or go out to get him stuff he wants. She really does love those kinds of personalities. She started walking down the street so that they could head to the forest.
"It's past two brick buildings. It'll take awhile so why don't we chat for a bit? If it makes you comfortable, you could ask me some questions before I ask you some. Is that alright?"
She smiled sweetly, her seemingly sweet but sarcastic attitude fading. Her more casual and personal side started to show, as she was actually very eager to know some more about the cuckoo bird.
She blinked slightly. Damn, this kid was good. Clever, yes, but not clever enough.
“Well, is it wrong for me to take a visit?”
She sighed a bit, and shook her head. She turned her body so that she was facing him. There wasn’t any point in completely lying.
“Listen, child, I’m a cartoon hunter. I hunt down cartoons. I was on my way here to hunt someone down, and your father was not one of my targets. Yes, I did just so happen to stumble upon him, and I’m offering you an oppertunity for you to see him. I’m sure he must be worried about where you might be, so I thought I’d take you to him. I requested him not to move or fly, since he was injured an all. I didn’t do anything wrong- Except for the fact that I seem to be sketchy to you, that of which I apologize for.”
Okay yes, she was lying a bit. She sprinkled lies a here and there, but over all, she was being honest with him. She had to get him to be comfortable with her, or else she’d never be able to capture him. 
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Her eyebrows raised in surprised at this sudden sad vibe surrounding her at that last sentence. 
“Oh goodness... It’s really hard to cope with stuff like that, isn’t it?”
She wondered, eyebrows tilting downwards. Her smiled faltered, but didn’t disappear. That.. That’s sad. She’d hate for her love to die. It would suck, completely. She’d be in the worst mental state ever if that were to happen to her. So.. How could you ever move on from something like that? She continued to ponder this for ahwile until he spoke.
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Analyne’s eyes widened slightly at the sight of the scissors. Now what was this lady planning to do with those. With some frustration in her voice, she responded.
“Well, I’m sorry miss, but I don’t seem to understand completely what you would like me to do while you’re at this meeting of yours.”
As the Baroness started towards her, Analyne gradually started stepping backwards. With each step the Baroness took, Analyne reapeated, just backwards. A small bead of swear ran down the side of her forehead as she looked behind her every few steps.
“Whichever you prefer, Bon.”
She hesitated, a timid smile on her face.
“Leave?” This entices the queen to burst into such a taunting and amused fit of laughter. Each laugh, while at a high pitch, was breathy and lowering in tone before dying into a stop. Standing up, she sighs in content. “Oh dear oh dear oh dear…”
What an entertaining scenario! What a brave soul, oddly shaken by the appearance of a mere Baroness. It’s not pathetic at all to Bon Bon. In fact- it’s relieving to her. This assassin’s got a conscience of some sort, it seems. She’s not a witless worm nor driven by stupid reasons such as money. Of course, if she was… She wouldn’t offer to leave now would she?
“Honey, listen.” Her heels tap loudly on the floor, Baroness drawing closer and closer to the hunter. “It’s rude to just walk out on royalty on your own accord.” With a quick motion, she lunges to her right, grabbing a pair of hair scissors and aiming it at the stranger before her. “But if you insist on leaving, I’ll be happy to escort you out.”
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Finally, they were getting on track. Wasn’t the little bird just absolutely adorable? She smiled a bit, and couldn’t help but ask.
“If it’s alright with you Junior, I’d like to know what kind of problems we’rd be facing between each other if I was to preform some... Hoo..ey?”
She finished the last word with a question mark, because she was never one to talk with.. An accent like that. She usually spoke proper grammar, but only rarely used slang. This wasn’t even slang, though, it was just... The kids accent? Nevermind that. What was really important to her at the moment was what this chick was capable of. The thing looks like it’s got the mind of a steel trap.
She blinked slightly. Damn, this kid was good. Clever, yes, but not clever enough.
“Well, is it wrong for me to take a visit?”
She sighed a bit, and shook her head. She turned her body so that she was facing him. There wasn’t any point in completely lying.
“Listen, child, I’m a cartoon hunter. I hunt down cartoons. I was on my way here to hunt someone down, and your father was not one of my targets. Yes, I did just so happen to stumble upon him, and I’m offering you an oppertunity for you to see him. I’m sure he must be worried about where you might be, so I thought I’d take you to him. I requested him not to move or fly, since he was injured an all. I didn’t do anything wrong- Except for the fact that I seem to be sketchy to you, that of which I apologize for.”
Okay yes, she was lying a bit. She sprinkled lies a here and there, but over all, she was being honest with him. She had to get him to be comfortable with her, or else she’d never be able to capture him. 
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Her eyebrows raised, as if to be surprised by this statement. Analyne started laughing, a warm and sweet aura filling the air.
“Oh, Cheery! I’m not gonna eat you! Why would I ever eat a cartoon?”
She asked, her almost motherly giggling continued. She thought this thought was silly! While Analyne might be a bit of a bad person, she was still completely kind at heart. A wall of ice boardered around warm vanilla and marshmallows and warm blankets near a fire place. A weird way to describe Analyne’s heart, but really! That’s what it was!
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Her posture stiffened. She’s such an idiot! It wasn’t often she’d slip up and tell someone what her profession was. 
“Ehh- I didn’t really come here with the full intention to kill. There’s also the intention to capture, but usually I’m here to kill. I’m aware I should be careful with my words, miss. And yes- I only killed when asked.”
With Hilda floating towards her, that same little pit of intimidation fell in her stomach, as she felt with very few other cartoons. Jesus, now she’s got this thing hooked onto her from that small statement...
“I.. Have my reasons, yes, but personal reasons at that, really.”
Her gaze switched between Hilda’s cloud, and her face for a bit. This woman’s eyes were lit with curiosity, and... Sarcasm? She couldn’t tell, but the look on her face was enough to make this girl feel a bit timid. And what did she mean by young? She’s 21, yes, but Hilda looked about as old as she was. Or maybe she was older then her? Now that she put more thought into Hilda’s age, she wasn’t sure.
“That of which I’m not too comfortable talking about.”
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“Am I seeing things?“
Hilda couldn’t quite comprehend what she was seeing. It was a human, but she didn’t look anything like a toon. She looked weird, out of this world. She had to take a moment to make sure she wasn’t hallucinating.“Who are you?”
@cxrtoon-hxnter
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She smiled and shook her head. 
“My parent’s wouldn’t be anywhere near proud of me, but It comforts me to know I’m proud of myself, at least.”
She zipped up her jacket, as the sky had fallen. Her eyes twinkled, staring at the stars above. Lovely, weren’t they? A sigh of relief escaped her mouth, as she adjusted her backpack. Her smile continued, as she tried to look for a topic.
“Ever been in love before, if you don’t mind me asking?”
An odd subject to bring up, yes, but the stars were filling her heart with so much wonder, curiosity, and love. She admired the stars so much that it gave her butterflies. The same butterflies you’d feel when you’re in love. It was the first thing that popped into her head. It’s not that bad of a question, is it?
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cxrtoon-hxnter-blog · 6 years
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(Hello! I apologize greatly for not responding to any threads in... Thirteen days. I've just been really busy is all. Again, I apologize.)
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junior please, your dad is trying to sleep
(@bird0fbravery) (@juniorwarbles)
(I wanted to try out some new drawing material I got!! I really like it, but my arm was so tired and gave up drawing Junior’s arms, and my.. Ahem... Username in the corner...)
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cxrtoon-hxnter-blog · 6 years
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Pester my character about their crush or special other!
Tease them, provoke them, put their head in the gutter – try to get them hot, flustered, and begging for mercy. Go!
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While preparing the drink, she couldn’t help but noticed the creature staring out the window. Her smiled softened slightly while watching her look outside.
“I apologize if it seems like I’m forcing you inside. I just don’t want you to stay out in the cold like that, and have to bare watching a movie with my childish sobs.”
She put the mug of milk inside the microwave and pressed the buttons, continuing to look at the berry. Out of cheer discomfort, she decided to change the topic. She wasn’t one to be good at apologizing.
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m not sur if I got your name already.”
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She laughed a bit at his sudden cheer. His precense was heartwarming and exeedingly comforting to her. It was nice to feel a wave of cheer and warmth like this every once in awhile.
“You see it differently than I do, though. My father and brother had caused me many pain during my lifetime, but I loved them nonetheless. I felt constant pity for my mother, since my father, and brother used to yell at her a lot. She’d take her anger out on me, but I wouldn’t mind since I’ve seen how she was treated. She usually apologizes to me, or took me out to eat a sweet treat, but..”
Her slight gleam in her eyes softened, as did her smile. The shimmer of the sunset was almost starting to become consumed by the darkness of the navy blue sky. After a blink, the sun had set, and Analyne looked up at the canopy.
“They must be happy now, y’know? No more pain, no more nothin’, but I’m still here carrying their burden... I almost miss them all.”
“Mine are deceased as well.. My father got into a bar fight over a bottle of beer, and ended up getting sad. I was 14 when I figured out he was dead, and wasn’t out traveling somewhere. My mother and my rother hadn’t died too long ago. Mother died of age, and my brother hopped onto a plane to go to Europe and attend a college there. That plane landed, but.. Not the way everyone wanted it to. The plane had accidentally flown through a battle zone and ended up, well..”
Her throat tightened a bit. Clearing it, she then released a sigh.
“A part of me wishes they were alive, but more than half of me wants them to stay dead, really…”
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His presence was so full of joy that it was mysterious. He gave off an enthusiastic aura, but something about him just seems to be... Off. She couldn’t tell what it was, but she couln’t let the feeling trouble her all too much.
“I’ve had many problems about my past lately that I know is affecting my current state of mind and my future. I’ve already learned to let most things go, but my brother had died recently, and I think it might be affecting how I’m doing in life right now.”
She explained, casually. She made up some parts here and there, but it wasn’t all too severe. Of course the death of her dear older brother wasn’t harsh on her. She hated the fucker. She absolutely loathed him. Nonetheless, he was still her brother, and she loved him anyways. Just not as much as her hatred for him. 
“Could we not talk here, though? I needn’t the public listen to my problems.”
She chuckled a little, looking back at the beaming smile presented to her. Doesn’t holding a smile like that all day hurt? Does he just... Never frown?
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