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cutestkilla · 9 hours
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You Never Kiss Me When You're Sober
Rating: Explicit
Words: ~3.8k
Chapters: 1/6
Summary:
Baz and Simon have been roommates since their first year of uni, and they've hated each other for just as long. Well, Simon certainly hates Baz. Baz, of course, is completely and utterly and hopelessly in love. And a few drunken kisses turned snog session turned rutting against their shared flat door can't possibly change that. Right?
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cutestkilla · 13 hours
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Hello, hello! I'm tagging @that-disabled-princess back! It's another Thursday, which means I have updated Just Some Guy!
He just lives here. He has no time for the Chosen One shenanigans:
“Simon Snow is always up and running,” Scott nods as well. Just when Scott says that, I hear a small explosion coming from the Wavering Woods and on a cue, Simon Snow and Penelope Bunce run towards it. Agatha Wellbelove watches them leave. So do we. This is a normal occurrence. Even the smoke coming from the Woods doesn’t faze me anymore. I do feel back for John, who now also manages the Woods for his side job. Can Simon Snow please let anything outside of Watford explode for once?
In Simon's defense, he HAS destructed more than Watford, but good ole MCD doesn't know.
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cutestkilla · 13 hours
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WIP Wednesday
Thank you to those who've been tagging me these past few weeks despite me never participating @wellbelesbian/@nausikaaa @forabeatofadrum @best--dress @stitchyqueer
@noblecorgi @run-for-chamo-miles @hushed-chorus @cutestkilla @you-remind-me-of-the-babe
@youarenevertooold @alexalexinii @artsyunderstudy @cosmicalart 💖💖
I've been quietly working on some WIPs I'm not ready to share for personal/mental health reasons, but I read back through an old (really old, from 2021 old) WIP this morning, and wow I am a great writer. And the WIP is almost 6k words?!?! Things were really different back then, huh?
The premise of the fic is that the final showdown happens, but instead of killing Baz, Simon runs away with him and they get a flat together while they let the adults fight their war.
Lengthy snippet under the cut.
Baz:
“Why are you here, Fiona?” I reiterate.
“Let’s see.” She starts ticking things off on her fingers. “You didn’t come home for Christmas. Your parents were worried about you. The last time no one could find you, you were trapped in a coffin for six weeks. I wanted to know if you had taken down the Chosen One yet. And I wanted to know what you were doing in a shitty flat. And while we’re at it...” Fiona grins wickedly. Simon and my aunt would make a terrifying duo. “Who’s your flatmate?”
“What makes you think I have a flatmate?”
“Why are there two bedrooms in this flat, then?”
“There are loads of reasons I could have two rooms, Fiona.”
“Then explain the takeout,” Fiona says, pointing to the kitchen. “And your face. Who are you hiding, Basil?”
Sighing, I drag a hand through my hair and down my face.
“Snow,” I call. “Come out and meet my aunt.”
Simon:
I’m dead terrified as I walk out into the living room.
“You’re fucking the Chosen One?” Fiona Pitch exclaims when she sees me, jumping up from where she was previously seated on the couch.
“Not fucking,” Baz corrects. “Snogging.”
I blush.
“You’re snogging the Chosen One?” she shrieks.
Past me was really great at this, wasn't she? Also I apparently used to swear a lot more when writing, too xD I've deleted a lot of "fuck"s haha.
Tagging back everyone above for Sunday plus @bazzybelle @hoothalcyon @valeffelees @iamamythologicalcreature @confused-bi-queer <22
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cutestkilla · 13 hours
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WIP Wednesday
Thanks for the tags @thewholelemon and @shrekgogurt. Your stuff looks so good (yes ALL of it Jenny! Stop doubting yourself!) and I cannot wait until it is out in the world. Thanks also to @hushed-chorus -- I already devoured the two fics on your list I had never heard of and they were SOO good! We're very much on the same wavelength with vamp angst.
You know what’s not as fun as everyone's updates? Developing a truly distinct voice for a fic and then trying to break out of it once you are done. I love my narrator for The Eternal Life of Baz Pitch, but flowery prose/omniscient third-person doesn't work for most fics! I'm trying to ease my transition back into first person POV switching by writing a sequel to my EGF fic, Kill Em With Kindness. It doesn’t need a sequel, but it’s been a fun way to get back to throwing words on the page and seeing what sticks. (I wrote 1k words over the past couple days, which is way more than I have since I finished Eternal Life! Are the words any good? Debatable. But progress is progress...)
In the meantime, here is a bit of current Baz from chapter 5 under the cut. Not technically spoilery if you haven’t started reading, but honestly, you should be forced to wait just as long as everyone who has been reading for this meet-cute…so I forbid you from clicking if you haven’t started yet!!!
“Hey—uh—there’s a long line—” the young man smiles awkwardly, “—so if you aren’t ready, maybe you should step aside?” Baz regains control of his mind and mouth briefly enough to utter an order. “Pumpkin mocha breve. Small.” The young man laughs. “Are you a child?” “What?” “That drink sounds gross.” He wrinkles his nose. “Certainly much too sweet for a grown man to drink before his morning run.” Baz is well and truly shocked from his reverie now. He glances at the young man’s name tag. Simon.  “I’m perfectly serious, Simon. Can you not make it?” Baz raises an eyebrow.  “I can.” Simon shrugs. “I’d rather not.”
Hellos and high-fives: @roomwithanopenfire, @cutestkilla, @beastmonstertitan, @bookish-bogwitch, @rbkzz (loving your art! keep it coming!)
@you-remind-me-of-the-babe, @youarenevertooold, @drowninginships, @valeffelees, @skee3000
@aristocratic-otter, @emeryhall, @cattocavo, @raenestee, @iamamythologicalcreature
@best--dress, @brilla-brilla-estrellita, @arthurkko, @noblecorgi, @larkral
@comesitintheclover, @artsyunderstudy, @ic3-que3n, @ivelovedhimthroughworse, @whatevertheweather
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cutestkilla · 14 hours
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Welp, guess I'm posting it lol, Here is a sneak peek on the "Pub Scene" as I've been referring to it, for COARTREMIX. I'm hoping to have it done by Friday. Also the windows are supposed to look like stained glass and cross reeded so if anybody has any tips to make them look better then let me know cause I have no idea what I'm doing, though I still have a lot left to do so it might look vastly different when it's done.
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@valeffelees @cultofsappho @cutestkilla @hushed-chorus @c0nsumemy5oul
@thewholelemon @that-disabled-princess @coartremix @aristocratic-otter @artsyunderstudy
@kianlime @rimeswithpurple
edit: only half of these tags seem to be working so if you get a bunch of notifications while I try to figure out why I apologize.
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cutestkilla · 22 hours
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WIP Wednesday
Thank you for the tags @hushed-chorus (such good fic recs) @shrekgogurt @prettygoododds @larkral!
Remember how Facebook and Livejournal used to encourage you to post your status in terms of how you were feeling? "Jenny Lemon is feeling..." and you had a vocabulary bank of emotions words that you could pick from. I need a daily, at times hourly, "Jenny Lemon is feeling..." about this COBB fic. Right now it would be "Jenny Lemon is second-guessing everything she has already written." Under the cut, tags and the conflicting thoughts I've been processing, often within seconds of each other, with a corresponding snippet:
Me: "I should try to push through writing more and not get distracted by knowing the first couple chapters are the hottest of messes."
Also me: "Sure but I could also just move the same paragraphs in the first 2 pages of chapter 1 around over and over and over until I fall asleep on the keyboard."
Snippet--the first lines I ever wrote on this fic. they've been in chapter 2, in chapter 3, in chapter 1 at the beginning, and now in the middle of chap 1: "Before my head goes back down on my desk, I let my eyes wander out the bank of windows along the wall. The Wavering Wood, dark and ancient, always thrumming with life. The green of the pitch close by. The beautiful old buildings, ancient stones stacked on top of each other, some impossibly tilted, all humming with magic. Some of these buildings I’m sure wouldn’t be upright without it. If anything ever threatened our magic, I think Watford couldn't stand it--literally."
Me: "too much about Fiona's car. this is a distraction and not relevant to the plot."
Also me, seconds later: "I should make a playlist with the theme song Fiona's car would play for every single person who's mentioned in this fic."
Snippet that is entirely irrelevant it's true, and yet why would I write if I couldn't make jokes that entertain myself?: "These days, the car is mostly held together with magic. If a Normal ever managed to steal it and got through the years of wards layered on it, I think it might crumble into a pile of dust. Among its many charming tricks, the passenger door only opens with shotgun, and then only half the time."
Me: "I'm trying to do too much with secondary characters. I should trim the side characters and maybe one of the side plots, focus on the main arc(s)."
Also me, seconds later after @facewithoutheart gave me the very best idea about how to work in a Veronica Mars element I had given up on: "What if I introduced at least 3 more characters and a NEW side plot without removing anything?????"
Snippet: "I’ve just got the door open when a motorcycle roars up beside me. I wince at the sound but [redacted] doesn’t even stir. It pulls up right beside the MG and the rider pulls off its helmet, its double jointed antenna unfurling. 
'Pitch,' he snarls. 'I’ve been looking for you, arsehole.'
Fuck." 
One extra spoiler for my marshmallows:
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Feel free to complain to me about your writing, or you know what, brag to me too. Tell me it gets better:
@raenestee @bookish-bogwitch @mooncello @onepintobean
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 @whatevertheweather @roomwithanopenfire @drowninginships
@cosmicalart @thehoneyedhufflepuff @arthurkko
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cutestkilla · 22 hours
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Thank you @shrekgogurt for the tag!
With the hockey fic finally finished and not looking over my shoulder anymore, I’ve been putting my efforts into my COBB fic and my “for fun” fic. Thank you @aristocratic-otter for betaing my for fun fic. I’ve looked forward to your feedback and it’s motivated me to write.
Having said all that, who’s ready for a little angsty Snobaz knight action?
“Lady Wellbelove, could I be so bold to ask for a token to give me luck today?” Baz asks Lady Wellbelove with a flirty smile.
To my surprise, she not only responds, but looks mildly interested in Baz’s request. A spark of jealousy ignites in my chest and my mind is screaming “why him?!”.
“Do you rely on luck, my Lord? Or skill?” She asks with a coy smile of her own.
“Both. As most men do,” he says.
“You don’t need luck if you have the skill,” I interrupt.
And we’ll stop there as it gets a bit spoilery after that.
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Hope everyone has a fabulous Wednesday
Tags: @ic3-que3n @dohrnaira @thewholelemon @facewithoutheart @artsyunderstudy
@imagineacoolusername @shemakesmeforget @ivelovedhimthroughworse @ionlydrinkhotwater @wellbelesbian
@rimeswithpurple @aristocratic-otter @cutestkilla @blackberrysummerblog @nausikaaa
@supercutedinosaurs @nightimedreamersworld @valeffelees @iamamythologicalcreature @ileadacharmedlife
@martsonmars @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @hushed-chorus @roomwithanopenfire @youarenevertooold
@noblecorgi
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cutestkilla · 22 hours
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Happy Wednesday y’all! I bring you big pining from the distance makes the heart grow ouchier chapter. (Y’all thought you had already seen the peak pining in IKABIKAM? Oh, dearests, you’ve seen NOTHING yet.)
Baz POV, present:
The loss of a fantasy. That’s all. It’s the loss of an escape that never would’ve been. Not in reality. Not in a way I actually want. And so, instead, the Instagram notification burns a hole in my pocket. A reminder I ignore for the time being. What’s a little longer? A little more? Forever and ever on.
I’m at a party.
I will talk. I will charm. I will have fun. Like muscle memory. Like the tattoos on my arm.
I had a life. I have a life.
Someone asks for my name.
“Basil,” I introduce, stressing the ‘ah’ sound.
It’s the most neutral option. Friendly enough, but not overly so. Basilton is too contrived in the American accent and for all my resoluteness, I still don’t want to be called Baz right now. Not without the ghost of a Celtic lilt. (How the notification burns, indeed.)
I forgot! I get to announce chapter titles in the wipsday posts! So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings of course. It’s only natural.
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Alright I’m tagging! I wish I had a list I just copy and pasted but tumblr actually hates linking tags that way so I just go down the alphabet every week and hope I don’t miss anyone.
@alexalexinii @artsyunderstudy @aristocratic-otter (started reading The Snow Fox this morning btw) @bookish-bogwitch @brilla-brilla-estrellita @captain-aralias @cutestkilla @dani-vc @ebbpettier @emeryhall @erzbethluna @excalisbury @facewithoutheart @fatalfangirl @hagnoart @hushed-chorus @iamamythologicalcreature @ileadacharmedlife @ineffable-grimm-pitch @j-nipper-95 @larkral @letraspal @martsonmars @messofthejess @mitranian @monbons @mooncello @ninemagicks @nightimedreamersworld @onepintobean @palimpsessed @prettygoododds @raenestee @rimeswithpurple @roomwithanopenfire @theearlgreymage @theimpossibledemon @thewholelemon @urban-sith @valeffelees @whogaveyoupermission @wellbelesbian @yellobb @youarenevertooold @you-remind-me-of-the-babe
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cutestkilla · 22 hours
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Hi everyone! I’m climbing out of my cave and scheduling this in advance to spread the good word about vampire angst. Because, as anyone who’s read my blog title knows, I am a fiend for vampire angst, and there is some cracking vampire angst in this fandom.
Here's a selection of fics that dive into the tasty vampire stuff, especially ones that come with a serving of ‘this sucks actually’. I love all of these, but I’m sure I’ve forgotten or missed other great fics, so please feel free to reblog with your own recs!
Also, since these fics all deal with how being a vampire sucks, I’d recommend checking the tags before diving in.
The Eternal Life of Baz Pitch by @monbons
I am asking you all, please, hop on board and join me in reading along with this WIP. Monbons has a wonderful writing style; well-paced and impactful. She’s made some inspired choices in this AU. Angsty, clever, and so, so engrossing. Tasty angst so far, and we still have many chapters to go!
burning pitch by stainedglassflood
Lamb is a character who really fascinates me. This ficlet imagines a conversation Baz and Lamb would have if Lamb discovered Baz was a mage under less bloody circumstance. This short and sweet fic is something of a hidden gem, and I’ll cry forever that this is a 600 word fic, not a 60k one.
Crowding out the Bad (with Good) by twigs_in_my_hair
Another WIP, and if you are a fan of lore, this is one for you. This AU involves Simon trying to improve his diet with the help of nutritionist (and reluctant vampire) Baz. Twigs devotes so much to exploring Baz’s feelings about his vampirism, and how it has left marks on his life, behaviour, etc. And, of course, there's a lovely bit of slow burn Snowbaz along the way!
Joy and Trust by @bookish-bogwitch
Bogwitch constantly surprises and impresses me with her range. This short (400 words), sweet and heartbreaking ficlet sees Baz receiving a Visiting during the events of Carry On. I love it so much.
Proof of Life by @roomwithanopenfire
What if Natasha Pitch survived the vampire attack, but Baz still got Turned? What would that mean for Baz and the World of Mages? In this WIP, it means a Baz who is even more angsty about being a vampire than he already is in canon—and with good reason. Added bonus is the consideration for the wider canon divergence. What would Watford be like if Natasha is still headmistress but Davy is the Mage? Very intriguing fic so far, especially now we’ve landed in eighth year!
This is where it ends by LakeWitch
The least Baz-focused on the bunch, this fic is about the Mage taking Old Family children prisoner for leverage and the aftermath. It sees Baz hit his lowest point (gave me the big good sads), and then follows how he and Simon recover from all they’ve been through. Love it. 
A Record of You and I by Sip_of_your_soul
Argh. I just can’t. This one hurt so good. Want to die a little inside for fun? Read this.
Thanks everyone, I'm eager to see any recs you wanna make! Tags below the cut!
@artsyunderstudy @facewithoutheart @captain-aralias @raenestee @cutestkilla
@ivelovedhimthroughworse @larkral @stitchyqueer @you-remind-me-of-the-babe
@ileadacharmedlife @confused-bi-queer @aristocratic-otter @whogaveyoupermission
@nightimedreamersworld @fatalfangirl @thewholelemon @onepintobean @shrekgogurt
@theearlgreymage @martsonmars @blackberrysummerblog @orange-peony @valeffelees
@j-nipper-95 @rimeswithpurple @wellbelesbian @imagineacoolusername
@youarenevertooold @iamamythologicalcreature @supercutedinosaurs @alexalexinii
@bookish-bogwitch @cosmicalart @bazzybelle @theotherhufflepuff
@that-disabled-princess @prettygoododds @mooncello @noblecorgi @roomwithanopenfire
@emeryhall @monbons
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cutestkilla · 22 hours
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More like, PROMPTWED!
thanks for tagging me always, @run-for-chamo-miles
@roomwithanopenfire
the last time i did this was years ago, and i think that wip is still a wip as of today. meaning, i still haven't established my fic writing skills, but that's okay. BECAUSE I GOT PROMPTS! and i can't even be sad im not the one writing them , i just need to get these ideas out of my head really, bonus if someone picks them up.
Besides, im preparing for this examination that could potentially get me into a program (almost no tuition!) that would merge my bachelor years and med years to make it shorter (but hell) so i could get 2 degrees in lesser time
Anyway here's the idea:
Trans!Simon and Gay™️Baz get along together since their first year and they. were. inseperable. But this is Simon pre transition and baz was like so comfy w his bestie plus, at young age he didnt realized he was gay as well (but yk always with the gut feeling that he's different) but simon is always there, making him feel safe
BUT! 5th year came and simon IS simon so the only rational thing to do is to get them assigned as roommates bus suddenly HELLO?? BAZ. HATES. SIMON?! and simon be all mopey and sad and angry and WHAT THE FUCK BAZ R U NOW A RAGING TRANSPHOBIC. and baz cant breath because his only thought were like, im gay im gay im gay simon r u gay too lets kiss. But outside he was just dismissive and always irritated by simon. So now they were broken up as friends (aww) but when one of them closes a window, the other opens them again!
hello to the OGs:
@cutestkilla @facewithoutheart @martsonmars
@palimpsessed @bookish-bogwitch
@confused-bi-queer @jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists
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cutestkilla · 22 hours
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Six Sentence Sunday
Hey friends! Long time no post. I feel like time is absolutely slipping away from me recently, but I finally finished a big project I've been working on since last year and I'm both so excited to share it with you soon and also SO glad to just be done so I can focus a bit more on other projects.
Like this one! My fic Apres which I really can't share much about until it's posted. But here's some relatively spoiler free Niamh and Agatha.
I grab some pants from the floor and get them halfway up my legs before realizing they’re Niamh’s. When I turn to face her she’s giving me a quizzical look, and I just keep tugging them up. She raises an eyebrow. “You can have mine. If you like.” “You’re strange,” she says, and it sounds (and feels) more like, “You’re deeply attractive.” Which, well, I know. But she never lets me know it, so I’ll bask in it, thanks very much. I find my own lacy knickers and toss them into her lap. She doesn’t comment as she pulls them on. “Do you wear these all the time? [redacted]? They can’t be comfortable long term,” she grouses, snapping the waistband. “You’d be surprised.”
And here is a teeny preview from my Big Secret Project (that a handful of people have sussed me out over already ahahaha)
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@shemakesmeforget @stitchyqueer @rimeswithpurple @imagineacoolusername  @martsonmars  @valeffelees  @ileadacharmedlife  @aristocratic-otter  @urban-sith  @letraspal  @palimpsessed  @whatevertheweather  @nightimedreamersworld  @carryonsimoncarryonbaz  @raenestee  @moodandmist  @shrekgogurt  @whogaveyoupermission  @onepintobean  @ebbpettier @captain-aralias @fatalfangirl  @prettygoododds @ivelovedhimthroughworse @mysterioussheep @c0nsumemy5oul @facewithoutheart @j-nipper-95 @alexalexinii @iamamythologicalcreature @supercutedinosaurs @best--dress @messofthejess @mooncello @orange-peony @chen-chen-chen-again-chen @bookish-bogwitch @confused-bi-queer @youarenevertooold @that-disabled-princess @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @theearlgreymage @blackberrysummerblog @nausikaaa @thewholelemon @cutestkilla @emeryhall @hushed-chorus @forabeatofadrum
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If I relax my eyes, our pinkies touch.
Only Creatures by @emeryhall
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cutestkilla · 5 days
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Hello, it is another Sunday and @you-remind-me-of-the-babe is right. How are we already this far into April? Anyway, thanks Jess, @cutestkilla , @shrekgogurt and @bookish-bogwitch for the tag and tag back to @wellbelesbian.
I haven't finished chapter 5, the upcoming chapter, of Just Some Guy yet. It's all I have left to do. Yet, I'm confident I'll have it finished on Wednesday, since it's almost done. Year 5 is just insane, not because of all the Chosen One stuff, but because Matt gets his heart broken.
Agatha Wellbelove is right there on the Great Lawn. She’s being held by Simon Snow. They’re on the ground, she’s in his lap, he’s whispering things in her ear and rubbing her arm in a soothing manner. He’s probably comforting her. Gosh, I almost wish I was the one saving the day, just so I could comfort her like that. I wish I could make Agatha feel safe.
Honestly, it's such a Matt thing to only care about heroics when it comes to the ✨ ladies ✨. But alas, he's just some guy.
And now, the weather: @quizasvivamos @coffeegleek @caramelcoffeeaddict @raenestee @tectonicduck @nightimedreamersworld @urban-sith @confused-bi-queer @that-disabled-princess @special-bc-ur-part-of-it @larkral @artsyunderstudy ​ @facewithoutheart ​ @rockitmans @bitbybitwrites @whatevertheweather @theotherhufflepuff @shame-is-a-wasted-emotion @esilher @kurtsascot @blackberrysummerblog @nightimedreamersworld @ivelovedhimthroughworse @thnxforknowingme
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