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cutecuttlefish 7 hours
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I don鈥檛 think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM鈥檚 assistant. I don鈥檛 play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.
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cutecuttlefish 7 hours
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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor
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cutecuttlefish 8 hours
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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cutecuttlefish 8 hours
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Lil Nas X did a cover of Jolene and Dolly Parton responded to it on twitter
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[ID: Screenshots of two tweets. The first one is by Dolly Parton and it says "I was so excited when someone told me that Lil Nas X had done my song #Jolene. I had to find it and listen to it immediately鈥nd it's really good. Of course, I love him anyway. I was surprised and I'm honored and flattered. I hope he does good for both of us. Thank you @LilNasX". The second tweet is Lil Nas X responding to the Dolly Parton tweet by simply saying "HOLY SHIT" in all caps. End of ID.]
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cutecuttlefish 8 hours
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me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
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cutecuttlefish 10 hours
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Strange Bird
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cutecuttlefish 14 hours
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Ma'am did you seriously just gainax while crushing a woman to death
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cutecuttlefish 14 hours
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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.
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There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.
Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.
If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.
End the occupation. Free Palestine.
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cutecuttlefish 14 hours
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giving falin armor because she looked really happy wearing it :]
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cutecuttlefish 14 hours
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gray heron playing in the snow (18.04.2024)
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cutecuttlefish 15 hours
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showering:
pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.
cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH
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cutecuttlefish 19 hours
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The Sinister Slitherer
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never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick
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okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.
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NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix
In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)
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LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK
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