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cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder
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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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it is so incredibly sad to constantly see kids on instagram and tiktok who are younger than my brother have to literally beg for shelter, food, water, medicine, and their right to exist as human beings
i mean, this young girl is only ten years old, yet she is essentially responsible for convincing random people scrolling through instagram that her and her family鈥檚 life are worth fighting for
on top of that, their gofundme is not even 10% funded and time is running out, please if you can鈥檛 donate, just share
please don鈥檛 let this little girl die begging
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like are you kidding me
[credits: @/butchhmolly on instagram]
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Another post of Bidenisms not aging well.
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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we DO grow old and happy. btw.
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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
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Happy lesbian visibility week to the gals! How does it feel to be the lesbians ever?
Thanks, though this might be a good week to focus on not-so-fictional lesbians!
Emily Gwen, the creator of the modern day lesbian flag seems to be having some financial issues. You should send 'em a few bucks if ya can!
https://emilygwen.carrd.co/
https://ko-fi.com/emilygwen
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the despicable count dooku has eaten twelve cookies before suppertime
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