I hate the way yanks talk about people's teeth

hello

"Do you like this character?🥺?" I want to see him sobbing and writhing in a ditch. Leave me alone

me if meowing was a sin tbh

“twin peaks is about the fight between good and evil” “twin peaks is about violence against women” no. twin peaks is about people sitting in silence looking at things for a really long time

this was already incredibly low quality bc it was on youtube and i know tumblr will obliterate the quality even more but i need belle to see this and its too long to send on insta so belle when you see this this is for you

im never complaining about the articles google recommends me ever again this is exactly the kind of hard hitting journalism i want to see

jesus christ i am spending my friday night eating doritos in bed while i read r*ddie fanfic and listen to pierce the veil im fucking 14 again this is the worst time loop ever

“richie tozier knows he’s gay since like age 9 but forgets once he leaves derry and doesn’t remember until he comes back” is the funniest thing ever

I hope Kendall Roy's therapist is Hannibal Lecter on a zoom call from Brasil or something

i hate soulmate aus so fucking much i cant fully explain why but they fill me with such dread. like imagine having absolutely no say in who you end up spending the rest of your life with. fuck destiny i don't want major parts of my life decided for me the idea of fate is a nightmare plus regarding fanfic its so boring like okay i know exactly how this will end any conflict that happens wont matter bc the whole au is that they end up together whats the point

she gagged them a little i fear

these tags should have been in the actual post

btvs au where when spike finds out angel has been dating buffy since she was 16 he calls him a nonce

imagine falling in love w a girl from manchester and she falls in love w you too and she’s like “I jost fockin..I fockin lov ya..”

the village twink shows up to your door, standing drenched in a downpour of rain, and you turn him away. tsk tsk