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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 馃槖" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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I don't think I ever grew out of needing a night light. I think it just evolved into needing my phone playing youtube all night.
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It got taken down and I only got 15 hours into this thing :(
"Wyd 2night?"
Me:
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If I was reading this shit in real time as it came out and this was the only glimpse I ever saw of L, I would've been so down bad just from this panel alone
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If I was reading this shit in real time as it came out and this was the only glimpse I ever saw of L, I would've been so down bad just from this panel alone
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Does anyone else procrastinate their urgent work by doing other less urgent work because you're scared
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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Why is it I download the gay dating app and am still assaulted by straight men antics
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This has backfired. Look at him
Gaslighting my tiktok followers into simping for Harry Houdini
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I sort of miss when my brother was little and still watching all the little kid shows in the morning before school when I was "Too Old" for them but secretly enjoyed them a bit
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